I pit people who waste my time on this board.

  1. People who make unspecific thread titles.

“Huh, I did not know that”, “A question”, “Something I was thinking about”

Make a proper title you idiots!
2. People who write boring posts that don’t contribute anything.

For instance, if there is a thread about an episode of a tv show, there will often be posts that are basically just small talk.

“I usually like to sit down with a cup of tea every thursday and watch this show. This time however, I missed the first 8 minutes. I still enjoyed it.”

Pal, the only person who can waste your time on this board is you.

Hmmm… 1500 posts in 2 years. Looks like you have plenty of time to waste.

And really, isn’t pretty much everything a waste? I was explaining this to my cats just yesterday, that they were a waste of my time. As usual, they gave me that look that means, “You’re an idiot”.

I took time out of fucking my wife to read this?! Who’s wasting who’s time here buster?

I’m sure SHE appreciates the break. My cats do.

She really doesn’t consider that to be fucking. At least, that’s what she says. Although, she could be lying to me, too.

Sometimes I respond to Threads and sometimes I don’t, and sometimes I think of responding and decide not to but other times the decision goes the other way, one time when I was in highschool I didn’t respond to a post on this board because I didn’t know about the board or it didn’t exist, I think it didn’t exist.

What I hear you saying is that you’re bored and wish to learn. Have I interpreted your communication correctly? Please type once for yes, twice for no. Or if you prefer, do it the other way around. There are no wrong ways.

I agree. Although you should capitilize the ‘t’ in Thursday. I could also have capitolazed the ‘t’ when I wrote ‘t’ although, by itself I’m not sure it should or shouldn’t be capotolized.

Anywhooo – I too like to have a nice cup of tea when I watch, whatever show it is we’re talking about. I prefer green tea.

The problem is, green tea gives me the trots. Where does that saying come from? Is it because you have to trot to the bathroom to splatter liquid feces all over the toilet bowl?

Yes!

How do you clean off the shit splatter that’s dried on the side of the bowl overnight? (Don’t try to tell me you clean it off when you’re done and it’s still liquidy.)

So, in conclusion -viz the TV show, I can take it or leave it, but give me my Oolong tea.

So YOU’RE the one who taught her that move I like!

Actually, we more or less discovered it together when the bed broke. The self preservation instinct just kicked in, dontcha know…

+1

Is someone brewing up? Can I have a coffee…milk, one sugar, please?

It looks like you made Giraffe quit. I hope you feel good about yourself.

[sung]
Does your shit splatter lose its liquidity
On the side of the bowl overnight?

[/sung]

Are you addressing me, HD?

If not, as you were; only it’d help if you were more specific.

[spoiler]Actually, I don’t suppose it was anything that interesting, really.

[/spoiler]

So, what was the cup of tea doing? People always leave the important bits out.

It felt the unpleasant sensation of being drunk.

Wait a second.

Your wife is farking cats or you are farking cats?

Your last sentance leaves us ( me) all :dubious: