Either this is an April Fools joke or one more sign of the looming Apocalypse.
I can’t even imagine putting this on my outside parts. How can they expect any woman to allow this inside her?
Gives new meaning to “porking” someone.
This is relevant to my interests.
Being ham-fisted?
I just said that out loud, didn’t I?
No. Just no. Some things should NOT taste like bacon.
Lies.
Okay, rephrase: you aren’t getting to taste anything I have to offer if you want to cover it up with fake bacon, how’s that? 
Are you female?
You aren’t getting me to taste anything you have to offer if you don’t want to cover it up with fake bacon. :dubious:
Yes I am. One female who will never be doused with baconlube.
Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon!
Woof!!
I saw this ad and thought of all you guys. Should have known someone else would post it!
But some BBWs already taste like bacon.
+DFB
(dugg for bacon)
The other “Why’d” meat?
But we’re still on for our real-bacon rendezvous right?
Enjoy,
Steven
No male would ever say what you said.
This… this is incredible… it’s actually a step above eating bacon while having sex! Now I’m going to have to totally rework the Awesome-o-meter TM.