Let me know when they have Baconaise lube. 
Oh my fuck.
Gives a whole new meaning to “porking” someone, doesn’t it?
What? Someone had to say it…
My lord. I need to work on my lower back flexibility, I’m going to end up doing myself.
This would go well with the thread “What does a penis taste like?”
Smells like fish, tastes like… bacon ?!?
Is it wrong that I totally want a bottle of this?
It’s good for ham jobs.
Reminds me of Molly Ivins’ joke about wanting to make Bar-B-Que flavored Vaginal Gel for Texans.