My Web site allows comments on articles. Readers like it. It lets them be part of the story.
Unfortunately, it seems like no matter what I do, these evil, obnoxious, microcephalic (not to mention micro-phallic), scum-sucking, website-defacing, armadillo-raping, “buy your cheap viagra and fake horsepiss pill” spammers manage to sneak in and crap all over my site.
I want to bill them for the time I spend deleting their ads from my site.
I want to force-feed them the drugs they’re trying to sell–but I want each pill to be lovingly-wrapped in dog shit, the way I wrap pills in cheese for the dog. And we can feed the dog a diet of exclusively asparagus, horse droppings, and skunk glands for a week beforehand.
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I want to prop their eyelids open a la “Clockwork Orange” and make them watch Steve Wozniak dancing to a Milli Vanilli record for three days.
I want their Internet privileges revoked for life.
I want to read their ads out loud to their mothers.
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Just curious, do you also get a lot of the Obama is a socialist who will take your guns and make you leave Amerika type comments? These people have completely invaded a lot of the business oriented website the past few months.
As just this week I had to remove 8000+ ads for a Turkish dating website from the comment section of my personal Gallery server, I agree 100%. :mad:
Perhaps you would like to fulfil my plan for an anti-spam club? Members submit their daily spam, which is categorized by location. If any spam is logged coming from your city, you simply drive over there and throw a brick through their window, cancel their internet service with bolt cutters, non-surgically remove their spleen with your car keys, whatever you have the time for.
It’d be slightly indirect, but I can only imagine quite satisfying regardless.
Mr. Song Lile wants to get in touch with me. Unfortunately, Hotmail does not see fit to offer me a way to block his emails by using keywords. I can block his email address, but I can’t set up filters that automatically send his spam directly to the trash bin, like I used to do before they improved the service.
Just out of curiosity, do you have a captcha that people need to fill in before posting a comment? I ask because I am thinking of allowing comments on a website I manage and I wonder if it the comment section will be overrun with spammers.
All this makes me feel sorry for the one guy who really does have a line on Cialis significantly below market price, or an effective herbal treatment for erectile dysfunction. He’ll never be able to advertise through direct response advertising. There’s no way he’ll ever be able to afford those expensive surgeries to bring his penis up to par.
Well, no, not really. What I do wonder, though, is how much encrypted traffic is being passed right under peoples’ noses through being steganographically hidden in spam. Consider that a lot of spam comes from Russia and China, places where the government exercises significant control over legitimate media but there’s still a large base of computers and computer expertise capable of pulling this off.
A hidden encrypted message could be broadcast to as many recipients as the sender wanted to provide cover, but only the intended recipient would have any real chance at decoding it. Given that saturation bombing is already a spam tactic, traffic analysis would be impossible: The intended receiver is one out of the million who got spammed in that run. The sheer volume would overwhelm even a large and motivated opponent.