Today, I am ten feet tall.

Today, I feel like I am ten feet tall.

This morning I will be fulfilling a dream of mine, which has been several years in the making (eight to be exact). I simply must tip my hat and thank my lovely wife Nawth Chucka for all of the support and love she’s provided the past few years, especially the past ten months where I have been in Florida and she’s been in Georgia. Situations like this are not easy on a marriage, especially one still so new. But I love her, and I thank her for what she’s done for me, and what she’s let me do: chase that life dream so that “I know.”

And with this, I don’t want to gloat [sub]well, a touch, but you’ll see in a second[/sub]. There are Dopers on the boards that have known me in and out of the Air Force for years, and they know how much this means to me. So, with them in mind, I can tell them that by God, I’ve finally earned it!

Today, at 9:AM on Eglin AFB, I will graduate Navy EOD school and become a full-fledged, working Air Force Bomb Technician; an EOD Tech.

I’ve had to draw upon all of my past schools and jobs and all of the electrical, mechanical to go with; interesting things I learned in the Scouts (who’d ever think knots and ropework would be important in this day and age), and a healthy dose of good ol’ fashioned, John Wayne-inspired, f*ckin’ gumption. This feels like the culmination of my professional life. And dammit, it’s frickin’ cool too.

Today, I am ten feet tall, and am on pins and needles. :cool:

Tripler
I play with live bombs.

Congratulations. Wishing you luck and joy in your new career. Enjoy your day in the sun!

Congratulations! And be careful out there!

So - do I cut the red wire or the blue wire? :wink:

Never cut a wire, use liquid nitrogen.

Congratulations and best of luck in your future field!

Are you blowing things up or keeping them from blowing up?

If you haven’t seen it, you must get hold of the British series Danger - UXB. Lots of stuff that blows up, and doesn’t blow up, neither always according to plan.

Congratulations!

You play with bombs? No wonder your wife is in another state – prudent woman!

:slight_smile:

Grats. Now, could I have your professional opinion about something? This Pepsi bottle got a little shaken up; is it safe to opne at my desk?

Congratulations, Tripler!

<sneaks up behind Tripler with a ballon and a pin>

Heh, heh, heh…POW!!!

Congratulations, dude. Now come on down off the ceiling.

Huge achievement.

  • Becoming a Bomb Guy? 8 years of hard work

  • To set a big goal for yourself and see it through? Priceless

Can you answer **Shibb’s **question for us? Are you a blower-upper or a blower-upper-stopper?

Them’s the tech words for it.

Sounds like you got a great blow job, there Tripler. Congrats!

LN[sub]2[/sub]? Seriously? :cool: (Sorry, I just had to!)

Now that you mention it lowering an explosive’s temperature to 77 Kelvin should make it less likely to go off.

If the thermal shock doesn’t get you! :eek:

Tripler, at the risk of turning this into an “Ask the Bomb Tech” thread, is LN[sub]2[/sub] a legitimate approach?

Excellent news, Tripler. Congrats!

No longer will you have cause to say “Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”

Congratulations, Tripler!

Congratulations - or I should say - Con-GRAD-ulations :slight_smile:

You should listen to a certain song by XTC to celebrate.

Congratulations, you’ve always been the bomb, now you’re the bomb … tech. :smiley:

Congratulations! You have much to be proud of! :slight_smile:

Congrats!

I’m guessing that if he stays in CONUS, the latter; if he goes to the sandbox, both.
ETA: speaking of which, what are your follow-on orders?

Way to go!!!

Now please be careful out there.