So I moved away from the “Land of ice, fire and fish” and while I’m happy with the move, I’m not so pleased with having to give up my nifty location description. I liked how it combined my lurve for “The Song of Ice and Fire” and the fact that Iceland actually is the land of ice, fire and fish.
But what is Sweden? I’ve got absolutely nothing 
Which is why I turn to you guys for help. Help me come up with a brand spanking new cool location description.
Pretty please?
Land of Ice and Lutefisk?
That’s Norway.
See? Sweden’s so bland 
Land of bork de bork chefs?
Considering my username (and because it’s all about me), Midgard seems appropiate.
Love it!
Midgard rocks!
And of course it’s all about you 
How can a country that produced Ingmar Bergman, Ingrid Bergman, Greta Garbo, Ann-Margret, Britt Eklund, Inger Stevens, Max von Sydow, and, of course, Dolph Lundgren and ABBA be considered bland?
How about Land of lingonberries and hot bikini models.
You try putting that in a short concise sentence
What about borking meatballs?
Trapped in an Ikea diagram?
Lost in IKEA?
The Bork have eyes?
Borking bikini babes?
In honor of your move:
ä, å, ö, not ð, þ, æ
Congratulations on the move!
Is Sweden hiring?
Could be cool!
Thanks! I t/d this last Saturday, so I’m still unpacking and figuring out what tha hell I’m doing here
Too cold. How about Borking blonde babes?
A decision has been made.
Land of Borking Meatballs wins!
Thank you all for the inspiration and good suggestions!