Help me with my new location

[WormTheRed]

So I moved away from the "Land of ice, fire and fish" and while I'm happy with the move, I'm not so pleased with having to give up my nifty location description. I liked how it combined my lurve for "The Song of Ice and Fire" and the fact that Iceland actually is the land of ice, fire and fish.

But what is Sweden? I've got absolutely nothing

Which is why I turn to you guys for help. Help me come up with a brand spanking new cool location description.

Pretty please?

[Ephemera]

Land of Ice and Lutefisk?

[WormTheRed]

Originally Posted by Aesiron

Land of Ice and Lutefisk?

That's Norway.

See? Sweden's so bland

[Khadaji]

Land of bork de bork chefs?

[Ephemera]

Considering my username (and because it's all about me), Midgard seems appropiate.

[WormTheRed]

Originally Posted by Khadaji

Land of bork de bork chefs?

Love it!

Originally Posted by Aesiron

Considering my username (and because it's all about me), Midgard seems appropiate.

Midgard rocks!

And of course it's all about you

[tomndebb]

How can a country that produced Ingmar Bergman, Ingrid Bergman, Greta Garbo, Ann-Margret, Britt Eklund, Inger Stevens, Max von Sydow, and, of course, Dolph Lundgren and ABBA be considered bland?

[Barrels]

How about Land of lingonberries and hot bikini models.

[WormTheRed]

Originally Posted by tomndebb

How can a country that produced Ingmar Bergman, Ingrid Bergman, Greta Garbo, Ann-Margret, Britt Eklund, Inger Stevens, Max von Sydow, and, of course, Dolph Lundgren and ABBA be considered bland?

You try putting that in a short concise sentence

Originally Posted by Barrels

How about Land of lingonberries and hot bikini models.

What about borking meatballs?

[Mona Lisa Simpson]

Trapped in an Ikea diagram?

[WormTheRed]

Originally Posted by Juliefoolie

Trapped in an Ikea diagram?

Lost in IKEA?

The Bork have eyes?

[twickster]

Originally Posted by WormTheRed

What about borking meatballs?

Borking bikini babes?

[LilyoftheValley]

In honor of your move:

ä, å, ö, not ð, þ, æ

[Sunspace]

Congratulations on the move!

Is Sweden hiring?

[WormTheRed]

Originally Posted by LilyoftheValley

In honor of your move:

ä, å, ö, not ð, þ, æ

Could be cool!

Originally Posted by Sunspace

Congratulations on the move!

Is Sweden hiring?

Thanks! I t/d this last Saturday, so I'm still unpacking and figuring out what tha hell I'm doing here

[Dallas Jones]

Originally Posted by twickster

Borking bikini babes?

Too cold. How about Borking blonde babes?

[WormTheRed]

A decision has been made.

Land of Borking Meatballs wins!

Thank you all for the inspiration and good suggestions!