Were we Swedes whant to have sex.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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According to a big newspaper in Sweden, Aftonbladet,
this is the places we Swedes want to have sex.

1.Out in the nature
2.The beatch
3.In an air-plain
4.Infront of the fireplace
5.The dress-room
6.The elevetor
7.At work
8.The bed
9.The church
10.The cinema
11.At the sink
12.The subway/the buss
13.The train
14.The pub
15.The car
16.The taxi
17.The museum

So, what places did we Swedes miss?
And do you have a favorite dreamplace
you want to have sex at?

Me, no favorite place,
I’m boring,
well maybe it should be Las Vegas then.:slight_smile:

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  1. On a boat.
  2. On the very top of a mountain.
  3. In a hammock (standing up optional).

And my personal fantasy…

About 100 miles from here. Straight up. In a space station.

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Var som helst i Sverige. Med svenskarna, naturligtvis!

4

Någon speciell Svensk?:wink:

5

Ahem

If you are going to make sexual innuendoes in a language other than English, please provide translations for those of us not similarly gifted?

And please provide pronounciation guide, I want to be able to say some of them without causing hysterical laughter.

If the phrases aren’t sexual innuendoes, in this thread, they BY GOD OUGHT TO BE!

Unfortunately my ideal place is rather mundane and common - the deserted tropic island, with the little streams and waterfalls, a private grotto with the smell of jasmine and gardenias…hmmmm.

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Translation.
Oletzero says,
anywhere in Sweden,
with Swedes of course.

Anniz says,
any speical Swede.:wink:

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“That would be in the butt, Bob.”

(Check “The Newlywed Game” on Snopes for those too young to get this one–or those not in the American UL loop).

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Hey, I actually understood that bit of Swedish back there! Too cool.

So, Anniz… care to speak dirty to me too? :smiley:

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We Swedish Black Metal lovers like to do it in the snow-covered woods in front of a burning church as the wolves watch on. With our shirts off. And while wearing corpsepaint. And bullet belts, etc., etc…

\m/ :smiley: \m/
R-n-R

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I will do it in a boat!
And I will do it with a goat.
And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will do it in a box.
And I will do with a fox.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it with a mouse.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! I will do it ANYWHERE!

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In Swedish or English?:smiley:

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I never was a church-going man, but that could change. That could change in a heartbeat.

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What I think is funny about the list, is that I read it with the assumption that there is only one each of those places in Sweden (i.e. “the” car, “the” taxi, “the” sink, etc.). I can just see everyone sitting around in a meeting, creating a mutually acceptable schedule of places for everyone to have sex in.

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Vell, here in Minnesohta, da Svedes yust hike out to da ice house an go to it like minks, ya shoor. Da foreplay consists of removing tirteen layers of clothin’, dontcha know. But ven ve finally get down to da altogedder, dere ain’t no stoppin ol’ Sven an Olga! Uff da!

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Dere in Minnesohta, da Finns, ya know, dey do it - don madder… in da sauna… in da woods… in da bed - it don madder where, ya know.

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Damn you Snoooopy!! That’s exactly what I thought when I read the OP.

Too bad Mr. Geisel passed on before finishing “Horton Humps a Who”.

Sua

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HA! This was my first thought when I read the OP! Too funny!

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“17.The museum”

—Ummm, which museum IS this, specifically? I mean, just in case I ever visit Sweden . . .

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Eve, its THE museum.

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I think it would be easier to list the seventeen places where Swedes don’t want to have sex.

1 - the morgue
2 - inside a locked trunk
3 - the operating room
4 - the slaughterhouse
5 - the roof
6 - underwater
7 - the rifle range
8 - the dumpster
9 - the prison
10 - during a reception with the Royal family
11 - in a Burger King
12 - in the Army
13 - on film
14 - the bank vault
15 - the bus station men’s room
16 - the open grave
17 - Norway