Coolest Places to Have Sex

For the past couple weeks, Mudshark and I have been trying to come up with the top 100 places to have sex. At the moment, we have about forty. Any suggestions?

Coolest? How about the fridge?

Here is the list so far.

  1. Abandoned Building
  2. Cemetery
  3. In the Road
  4. Auditorium
  5. Elevator
  6. Phone Booth
  7. Pool Table
  8. Cheap Hotel Room
  9. George’s Party Pak
  10. Parent’s Bedroom
  11. In Class
  12. Recording Studio
  13. Moving Bus
  14. Balcony
  15. Opera Booth
  16. Photo Booth
  17. Haystack
  18. Field
  19. Library
  20. Confessional
  21. Display Window
  22. Dugout
  23. Amusement Park
  24. Woods
  25. Sauna
  26. Back of Friend’s Car
  27. Dumbwaiter
  28. Small Island in a Nearby Lake
  29. Abandoned School Bus
  30. Tunnel
  31. Catwalk
  32. Pine Forest
  33. Race Car Bed

On a train, or on a plane
with Sam I am…lol

Coolest place to have sex would be where nobody else does it.

And where would that be?

SOme time the obvious is less obnoxious!

I once had quite a few friends who insisted that the backstage areas of a theater were the best places to get it on. (I would recommend caution around the curtain controls and lighting, though.)

p.s.
Personal References have been excluded to protect those who would not want us to have sex on their personal property.

??? You must have added that one all by yourself.

Oh, and George’s Party Pak is a shop in town. The owner is a triffle anal-retentive…he’ll only let two students in his shop at a time, has “merchandise” an inch thick in dust that had to be perchased pre-1970, and will follow you around to make sure you don’t steal anything, like a pair of cowboy boots from his extensive collection, or some vintage toilet paper.

“On the roof,” “on a golf course,” or “in a fountain” :eek: made a list I once saw.

I suspect they weren’t thinking of a gabled roof, a miniature golf course, or a soda fountain, either.

In a snow bank

Race car bed is on the list, in your handwriting.

the beach

back of a van or car while being driven by someone else

hammock on the front porch

slyly, on the dance floor of a dance club

In line at a movie theater

in bed at home

I agree with NoClueBoy’s last.

In bed, at home.

Well, actually, I don’t. I consider that “the best,” but it’s hardly something that I’d think “that’s cool.” So here’s my list:

  1. Inside an active volcano
  2. While skydiving
  3. In space
  4. Oval Office
  5. Bosses desk.
  6. Atop Mt. Everest.

In the ass.

Oh wait, I’m in the wrong thread.

I did it on a waterfall once and that was definitly cool.

Palm Springs, golf course, hot night, moonlight…damn those automatic sprinklers, otherwise 100% perfection.

under the boardwalk (I’ve done this) or elsewhere on the beach

in a limo

On top of a huge pile of $1000 bills, using religious paraphernalia as “toys.”

I had sex this weekend in a small room off to the side of a stage where I had just performed a wedding.

Something about asking my girl if she wanted to f*ck the Minister in a quasi-public place made her go absolutely nuts.

In bed with somebody you love.

Oh fer fuck’s sake, yes you might think it boring, but it’s easier in the long run. :0

It depends on the bed.