For the past couple weeks, Mudshark and I have been trying to come up with the top 100 places to have sex. At the moment, we have about forty. Any suggestions?
Coolest? How about the fridge?
Here is the list so far.
- Abandoned Building
- Cemetery
- In the Road
- Auditorium
- Elevator
- Phone Booth
- Pool Table
- Cheap Hotel Room
- George’s Party Pak
- Parent’s Bedroom
- In Class
- Recording Studio
- Moving Bus
- Balcony
- Opera Booth
- Photo Booth
- Haystack
- Field
- Library
- Confessional
- Display Window
- Dugout
- Amusement Park
- Woods
- Sauna
- Back of Friend’s Car
- Dumbwaiter
- Small Island in a Nearby Lake
- Abandoned School Bus
- Tunnel
- Catwalk
- Pine Forest
- Race Car Bed
On a train, or on a plane
with Sam I am…lol
Coolest place to have sex would be where nobody else does it.
And where would that be?
SOme time the obvious is less obnoxious!
I once had quite a few friends who insisted that the backstage areas of a theater were the best places to get it on. (I would recommend caution around the curtain controls and lighting, though.)
p.s.
Personal References have been excluded to protect those who would not want us to have sex on their personal property.
??? You must have added that one all by yourself.
Oh, and George’s Party Pak is a shop in town. The owner is a triffle anal-retentive…he’ll only let two students in his shop at a time, has “merchandise” an inch thick in dust that had to be perchased pre-1970, and will follow you around to make sure you don’t steal anything, like a pair of cowboy boots from his extensive collection, or some vintage toilet paper.
“On the roof,” “on a golf course,” or “in a fountain” :eek: made a list I once saw.
I suspect they weren’t thinking of a gabled roof, a miniature golf course, or a soda fountain, either.
In a snow bank
Race car bed is on the list, in your handwriting.
the beach
back of a van or car while being driven by someone else
hammock on the front porch
slyly, on the dance floor of a dance club
In line at a movie theater
in bed at home
I agree with NoClueBoy’s last.
In bed, at home.
Well, actually, I don’t. I consider that “the best,” but it’s hardly something that I’d think “that’s cool.” So here’s my list:
- Inside an active volcano
- While skydiving
- In space
- Oval Office
- Bosses desk.
- Atop Mt. Everest.
In the ass.
Oh wait, I’m in the wrong thread.
I did it on a waterfall once and that was definitly cool.
Palm Springs, golf course, hot night, moonlight…damn those automatic sprinklers, otherwise 100% perfection.
under the boardwalk (I’ve done this) or elsewhere on the beach
in a limo
On top of a huge pile of $1000 bills, using religious paraphernalia as “toys.”
I had sex this weekend in a small room off to the side of a stage where I had just performed a wedding.
Something about asking my girl if she wanted to f*ck the Minister in a quasi-public place made her go absolutely nuts.
In bed with somebody you love.
Oh fer fuck’s sake, yes you might think it boring, but it’s easier in the long run. :0
It depends on the bed.