Where is the oddest place you ever had sex? The oddest place I had sex was in the car while driving to the beach to have sex in the car, but ending up having sex while driving there. But I still got it up when we reached the beach.
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Up the butt, bob 
I’m thinking the back seat of a Volkswagen, myself.
Sex while driving eh?
So, what you’re saying is you broke the law, endangered your life, the life of your partner and the lives of random people on the road, all of whom you could very easily have killed in a crash because you would hardly have been paying full attention to the road; all because you wanted to have an orgasm, which you were going to get later anyway, and you just couldn’t wait.
Wow, your priorities really suck.
Relax, Kam. Maybe he only thrusted on red lights.
Myself, I’m hoping when he said “while driving,” he meant that they started out driving to the beach, but were overcome by lust and pulled over to the side of the road first.
Right?
Back to the question:
Sonar shack of a US Navy submarine.
Ivylad had just come back from a six month tour, and he had duty that night and couldn’t come home until the next day.
Up against the side of the Jeep in a snowpark at the top of Snoqualmie Pass outside of Seattle.
In January.
In a snowstorm!
After putting chains on the tires!!
Glad to see you took precautions, TVGuy. Can’t be too careful these days.
An ambulance (on the gurney) He was an EMT - he used the scissors to remove unnecessary clothes. Good times.
Well, I’ve got a tie between two: a new portable toilet in the middle of a park event, and in a barn that was converted into a toolshed type thingy.
At a Billy Graham convention.
In the womens restroom on the 3rd floor of the downtown Seattle Bon Marche. She later wanted to try it while riding the elevator to the top of the Space Needle.
On massive blocks of heaved up shore ice.
In the middle of a park with people all around.
She hiked up the dress and sat on my lap then situated the dress to look like nothing was going on. I would suspect to the passerby she just looked like she was being very flirty.We moved V E R Y slowly so not to raise eyebrows. In fact, very few people gave us a second look.
It was GREAT
On my desk at the school where I was teaching. Also in the teacher’s lounge.
Cincinnati, Ohio.
In the cold-water jacuzzi at Hedonism II in Negril Jamaica, in broad daylight with 50 people looking on.
At the top of the highest mountain in Colorado (very hard to do - very thin air).
In the broom closet of a church while services were going on (was a bit frightened afterwards because it was the Church of the Imaculate Conception).
In a hammock while serving in the Peace Corps in Micronesia (took some interesting positioning).
In a casket (her father was a funeral director and there were all these caskets just sitting around and…)