Spun off from this thread, at dhkendall’s suggestion.
We’ve polled for where the first place was. Now tell us the most exotic or unusual place you’ve had sex.
For me, the one that comes to mind first is on the hood and in the back seat of a rental car parked in the Pike Place parking garage. Middle of the day, all sorts of people passing by. We were parked towards the far wall, so most people didn’t even glance our way.
In a public park, middle of the day.
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In my office building, on the floor next to my cubicle, on a Saturday afternoon. (It was before working weekends became fashionable at that company.)
“That’d be in the butt, Bob.”
Trunk of a car.
Also, some years earlier, in the front seat of that same car while parked in a Church parking lot.
–Cliffy
In a hammock right next to the maintenance road in a full-to-capacity state park camping area.
In the front passenger seat of a Ford Festiva. Hey, you try it.
I have a few more serious offerings but can’t share without consulting the other party first.
Most exotic - a tropical island with only the two of us and three coconut palms on it. I was in the Peace Corps in Micronesia at the time so it was a pretty regular event. If I was going to get any, I pretty much had to go over to this island.
Weirdest - Broom closet of the Church of the Imaculate Conception. With a name like that (if I spelled it right), I had to.
Most unique- top of Mount Elbert (the highest mountain in Colorado) It was also the most exhausting…the air was sooo thin. I also made love to my wife near the summit of Mt. Sunflower (the highest point in Kansas - It is actually a wheat field in Western Kansas). I had a great deal more stimina.
Is that any harder than in a VW bug? At least my bug reclined.
In the elevator of the Life Sciences building. At night. On roller skates. It makes it more interesting that the building only has three floors, including ground, so I kept pushing all the buttons to make it go up and down. Of course the door opens each time it stops on a floor. Sort of a mobile, sexual Russian roulette.
On the roof of the newly opened Engineering building. In the middle of the day. Was actually kind of peaceful until that helicopter came by…
Hood of the car at night when we had some friends over. Probably around midnight. Our place was on a cul-de-sac.
Lots of swimming pool sex at apartment buildings, usually late at night.
In the sea at a crowded beach.
On the crowded beach at night, once the crowds were gone. (this was actually at the non-crowded end of the beach. Beach sex can get gritty; the allure is better than the reality)
A few years ago my parents took the whole family on a cruise.
This story is not going to be nearly as exciting as you’re probably now imagining.
Anyway, there were always special entertainment events. One of these was a variant of The Newlywed Game. Three couples competed, newlyweds, a couple married 25 years, and my parents, married 50 years. They were all asked the question asked in the OP. My mother said something like “Italy.” My father said “In front of grandma’s house.”
On the roof of the seal’s para loft on the amphib base in norfolk virginia.
In the elevator and then up against the full length window of our hotel room, 14th floor of a Sydney hotel. Harbour view but the windows were one-way…I think.
A cave.
But the reality of it was that it was cold, damp, rocky and uncomfortable.
Out on the balcony of a tropical hotel at mid-day
Church parking lot at night.
The Phillippines.
Parking garage stairwell, Sea-Tac International Airport.
My girlfriend’s parent’s bed.
“What? I hear you cry. That’s not unusual.”
It wasn’t with my girlfriend.
It’s story time.
On the walkway around the rangers’ fire tower.
Other places which aren’t so exotic (I figure a lot of people have experienced these): in a lake, on an outside stairway, on a boulder at a park, in a hay loft, in various vehicles, in a (closed) restaurant kitchen, in a moving vehicle (a third person was driving).
I’ve never had sex in someone’s parents’ bed. The idea grosses me out. Yuk.
Maybe it was the parents? 