What is the most unusual place...

that you have done it? I have a couple of strange ones. I hope that other people have more unusual ones, like OpalCat. I figure she and Undead Dude had sex underneath the stage at Ricki Lake or something like that. :wink: J/K I will start with a couple of my own. I said a drainage tunnel underneath the highway with Kurt already when I was in 7th grade. There was also behind the driers with Emily (one of the two girls that I had the misfortune of having sex with. Incidently, I only regret having had sex with the girls) at the laundromat in my apartment complex (ninth grade). In the bathroom on an airplane (by myself :(), in a fast food restaurant during the evening rush (gave a handjob to my husbear when we were with friends)…you have to love trench coats, on a dance floor at a popular gay club in San Antonio (thank Gods for trench coats again…yet another hand job), in the Gulf of Mexico at night, in a local lake during the day, on my mother’s bed, on my sister’s bed (neither of whom were home), in a church confessional with a monk (true story, that was irreverant and fun, priests are good in bed btw), various places outdoors camping and otherwise, in an empty freight elevator, and on an altar with a catholic priest (another irreverant but fun story). (In all of these instances other than the ones stated, I was above the legal age.)

So, SDMB’ers where is the most unusual place that you have done it? I have more, but I they aren’t coming to my mind just now.


Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter

Taco Bell bathroom (amazingly enough, it was spotlessly clean).

The lawn outside of a Baptist church.

The roof of a bar at 4 AM on a Sunday.

Oral sex on a Greyhound bus.

In a car behind the public library…not so odd in itself, but it was next door to the police station, screened by a row of small trees.

Drawing a blank on other odd places for myself right now…just note that a friend told me that he lost his virginity in an abandoned refrigerator.

Train Station at 2AM.
Greyhound Bus.
Hood of my car while downtown.
Wow… I wonder if I have a vehicle fetish.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

In a racquetball court at the college
On a Greyhound, somewhere in MO
On a golf course in upatate NY (7th green)

it’s looking like a greyhound isn’t that unusual

Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

(P.S.) Just had to check out the Mad Poet’s website and make sure it wasn’t him on the Greyhound! :wink: (It wasn’t)

In a '75 Volkswagen. It is possible, but you have to be determined.

Try the back seat of an '86 Camero.

There isn’t a back seat (not for adults. anyway).

In the public restroom of a park.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Shannon:“I like to use that to have sex with them in a very uncomfortable place.”
Brodie:“What, like the back of a volkswagon?”

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

In the ass.



The swimming pool in my apartment complex. It was in the middle of the afternoon and we were the only ones there. There was a wooden fence around the pool area, but several upper story apartments had a good view if anyone was looking (I don’t imagine anyone was). Luckily for us, no one came into the pool area while we were in action.

Various parking lots (inside the car, not outside). We’d retreat to the car sometimes if there was a wait for a table at a restaurant.

Several times on trips with me driving, she would ‘entertain’ me in various ways.

We did this awhile ago, but I’m always happy to share mine again:

At a Billy Graham convention.

I’m guessing no one’s going to top this one unless we get an alien abduction story.

Me? I’ll just say “on stage” and leave off the details.

In the bed of a pickup. In the middle of the afternoon. While someone else is driving it down the main drag of my suburban town.

On top of a dam.

So that was you in that trenchcoat, eh SqrlCub?? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Various handjobs/blowjobs in gay bar men’s rooms.

On my date’s desk at his office, after-hours of course (he wanted to show me where he worked…and he worked it pretty good).

Fucked a guy once underneath a train bridge while the train roared overhead…kind of apocalyptic and surreal.

Boisterous three-way on a beach volleyball court at 3am.

Fucking on the living-room floor while “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas” played on the TV…not an unusual place but kind of unusual anyway.

In the back of a full sized station wagon going down the freeway in heavy traffic.
On the beach while camping overnight.
In the middle of a self service storage lot in broad daylight.
On a park bench in a public park at sunrise.
In the bottom of an elevator shaft.

t lion

I haven’t actually had sex in that many unusual places. The only ones that spring to mind:

In the front seat of my sister’s car, parked way out in the desert (no, my sister was not present, and she’d kill me if she ever found out.)

On the floor of my girlfriend’s grandmother’s bedroom (again, her grandmother was not present, and again, she’d kill us both if she ever found out.)

Masturbation, on the other hand, is a completely different story. I have brought myself to orgasm in so many public places, fully clothed of course, that I have lost count. The only outward signs of this are that my hands, which on first glance appear to be folded demurely in my lap, are actually moving verrrrrry slightly, and that every once in a while, I’ll bite my lower lip pretty hard.

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
Neitzsche is God. -Dead

On an air mattress in the middle of a lake

on a pool table while playing pool

in a field of daffodils