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Old 05-31-2009, 08:39 PM
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$181 dollars?! for a marathon?!

NYC wants $181 dollars to run its marathon - I am stunned, absolutely stunned. In all my years of running, I've never seen a race registration fee in the triple digits. Well, okay, let me qualify that - if you want until the very last minute on race day to register, it can be pricey. But this is the pre-registration lottery. The most expensive marathon I've ever run cost $80, if I recall correctly (in Philadelphia, a few years ago - can't remember how much the Marine Corp was, but I'm pretty sure it was less than $100). This is more than twice that. But as they note on the website, transportation is included, oh how kind of them. For that kind of money, I expect a personal masseuse thrown in. And maybe some guy running after me with a fan. An *electric* fan.

And then, they try to sell you a ton of crap on the same page! Here - drop almost 200 dollars on this race, and then throw into another 100 on orange shoelaces and 'official race gear.' You've got to be kidding me. I imagine the expo with this race must be downright intimidating.

Well, screw this. Upon further investigation, it looks like they wanted $125 for the Chicago marathon. LA wanted $95 for the early registration. I can't find the price for Boston, as they haven't opened 2010 registration yet. So, what gives NYC? Why so high? I understand that marathons are expensive things to put on - insurance, medical care on site, shutting down city streets...but it seems like there's a big jump between NYC and other major US cities. If anything, I'd expect business in NYC to be less affected by a marathon - don't they have the best public transportation system in the US? Unless the race managers, in a weird and unwise move, decided to take the race course through the subway system, I'd imagine the infrastructure in NYC would be less affected than in other cities. When I did Philly, I remember several neighborhoods essentially being stranded until the race was over.

Hmph, well so much for this plan. I was hoping to use one of my mandatory-in-November vacation weeks to visit a friend in NYC and maybe do the marathon, but no way. I refuse to pay that much money for a bloody race. Time to find something else, I suppose.
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Old 05-31-2009, 08:53 PM
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$181 can buy a lot of beer, that you can drink while you watch the other guys running.

Well, don't bring it into the street; that would probably violate some ordinance or other. But if you were to find a nice restaurant along the marathon route, maybe with a balcony, you could have a pretty good time not running.

ETA: When I saw the thread title, I thought $181 was the prize for winning it, which seems a little on the, errr, budget side.

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Old 05-31-2009, 08:57 PM
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I can't decide if I like or hate the number 181. On one hand, it's symmetrical and symmetry is good. On the other hand, why not just make it a round 180? WTF?
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Old 05-31-2009, 09:18 PM
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181 is a prime number.

That's all I have to contribute.
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:04 PM
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Dubai Marathon charged a hundred bucks for foreigners to run in its 2009 iteration.


Yup, $181 to run in NYC is too freaking much!
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:52 PM
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I was surprised to see that it was $135 for running in the San Diego Marathon today. I don't know what the price was if you registered early.
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:56 PM
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181 is a prime number.
It's also expressable as the sum of two squares.
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Old 05-31-2009, 11:37 PM
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It's also expressable as the sum of two squares.
It's also 179 + 2.
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Old 05-31-2009, 11:45 PM
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It's also 179 + 2.
Uh, no. Any idiot can see that it is in fact 183 - 2.

Go back to math class, you moran.
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Old 06-01-2009, 06:35 AM
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It's under $7 per mile. I think you've got a bargain.
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Old 06-01-2009, 06:59 AM
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Old 06-01-2009, 07:28 AM
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Houston has a marathon--in January, when our famous heat & humidity aren't so bad. Early registration begins in July--for a mere $90. Later, it will be $10 more--although it sold out so rapidly in the past that there may not be late registration.

They are increasing the number of participants & hope to reduce the scalping problem. One year, people were selling their tickets for up to $500.
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Old 06-01-2009, 07:35 AM
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:11 AM
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I was all set to show off with low, low Midwest prices, but was surprised to see that the Hy-Vee Triathlon in Des Moines is $115 for early signup.
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:29 AM
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On one hand, it's symmetrical and symmetry is good.
It's not only palindromic, but it also has vertical and horizontal symmetry.
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:51 AM
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IOn one hand, it's symmetrical and symmetry is good.
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It's not only palindromic, but it also has vertical and horizontal symmetry.
And for no extra charge except in New Jersey, it also has rotational symmetry!
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:54 AM
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Part of the reason it's so expensive is to be a disincentive to applicants. There are, what, about 40,000 runners, and growing every year? My 2007 application fee was $150, including transportation. Did it really get $31 more expensive per runner in 2 years? No.

They're trying to limit the number of runners, which isn't really working. Next year it'll be hovering just under (or over) $200.
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Old 06-01-2009, 09:26 AM
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My first thought is what corkboard says. I doubt they'd have any difficulty fielding 40k runners even if they charged twice that. So what is wrong with charging what the market will bear (hopefully including a "scholarship" income-based program for at least a limited number of entrants)?

Another factor might also be declining corporate sponsorships. Here in Chicago I believe there are issues as to whether or not the long time sponsor is going to continue, and if so, at what contribution.
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Old 06-01-2009, 11:37 AM
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corkboard has it exactly right, the price is so high because it is one of the most popular marathons, probably second only to Boston. They want to limit the numbner of people.
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Old 06-01-2009, 05:29 PM
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It's not only palindromic, but it also has vertical and horizontal symmetry.
I didn't even think of that! I'm starting to like this number now.
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Old 06-01-2009, 07:54 PM
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I hate big city marathons. Stand around for hours in shoulder to shoulder crowds, can't run your own pace cause you're packed like sardines. They herd you like cows. Then, stuck at the finish in interminable crowds for hours and hours.


Small to midsize marathons rule! I did the Steamtown marathon and the Charlottesville marathon. Both were fantastic. At Steamtown, you run through a neighborhood, and everybody in that neighborhood comes out and sets up a rest station. Beer, snickers, water sprinklers, gummi bears, the works. At the finish line they have pieroguies. You don't get shit in NY.
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:26 PM
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Keep telling me how much big marathons suck, please! Because the orthopedist is very likely to tell me I'm not running the Marine Corps Marathon this October after all the work I've put into it tomorrow or Wednesday, and I'd like to hear more about what I'm not missing.
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Old 06-02-2009, 08:59 AM
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You have to PAY to run a marathon?

You guys really are into pain.
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:45 AM
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Where does the money go? I've heard that the London marathon is the most expensive marathon in the world- because they hand out places to those that raise the most money for charity. And a lot of wealthy (well maybe not any more) bankers participate.

I think there are some conditions for professionals as well.
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:51 AM
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You have to PAY to run a marathon?

You guys really are into pain.
I thought the same thing... of course it makes sense logically and practically, but on a more cosmic level - a marathon is already grueling enough, they should be paying you to run.
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:00 AM
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Well, it's incredibly expensive to run one of them things. You gotta pay to close down a whole city for a couple hours. You gotta pay for all those cops. You gotta pay for all them porta-potties. You gotta pay for that ugly-ass "free" t-shirt. Not to even begin to consider the enormous amount of coordination and planning that must go into the thing, and paying all those coordinating planners.
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:22 AM
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It costs a lot of money to pay people to pick up all that trash that you guys throw down as you are running. Maybe if you'd try to throw it in the trash can more often, the races wouldn't cost so much to run.
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:32 AM
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:41 AM
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...My 2007 application fee was $150, including transportation. Did it really get $31 more expensive per runner in 2 years? No....
Probably yes. Let's see, the 2007 to 2009 application $31 fee increase is 20.67%.

The CPI / inflation rate woulda brought it up: $160.
You cross the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge. Its toll's going up a $1: $161
The midtown congestion fee (in hibernation) would've added $8: $169
They wanna put $2.50 toll booths on the Queensboro, Willis Ave & Madison Ave crossings: $176.50

The other $4.50 can go toward administrative increases and maybe even overtime and pension contributions for the gov't workers that'll be on duty.

Now, if they could only start charging marchers $181 in the various parades (St. Patrick's, VonSteuben, Caribbean, Columbus, Puerto Rican, Thanksgiving, Easter, Halloween, etc., etc., etc.).
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:58 AM
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NYC already limits the number of runners through a number of different mechanisms. You can't just sign up for the marathon. You have to qualify, run for a charity or be chosen in the lottery among other things. So price might be a deterrent but it's the last in a long list of obstacles to getting into that marathon. Also, don't forget there is an application fee on top of the entry fee. Apparently, NYC is the most expensive race in the country.

And don't worry about the Marine Corps marathon, it's already sold out (unless you signed up early!).

I like the smaller races as well. Besides being much easier to run, you might actually win your age group. It's not like I'm going to win at NYC but I placed at a much smaller half marathon.

My next race is a rock-n-roll marathon which I'm frankly not too excited about. I do want to run it but I have a feeling it's going to be loud and obnoxious. I can see why those races are more expensive, though, because they do put on a concert that is free for runners.

And Scylla, I ran the Charlottesville half a couple of years ago. What a beautiful, if not painfully hilly, course.
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:42 PM
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I signed up early. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

And I am never going to win my age group unless I live to be a hundred. My mother, on the other hand, is 68 and she gets a prize for everything we enter together. She's always last in her age group, but there's always only two of them. We've started to make merciless fun of her "slowest old lady" prizes.
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:35 PM
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You have to PAY to run a marathon?

You guys really are into pain.
Right?!? I heard for only $90, NYC will throw you in the mud and spit in your face. A real bargain, that..
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:46 PM
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I can't decide if I like or hate the number 181. On one hand, it's symmetrical and symmetry is good. On the other hand, why not just make it a round 180? WTF?
181 is my street address. I love it because it is symmetrical backwards and forwards AND upside down, if you write it carefully.

That's a cool number!
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:48 PM
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It costs a lot of money to pay people to pick up all that trash that you guys throw down as you are running. Maybe if you'd try to throw it in the trash can more often, the races wouldn't cost so much to run.
Well, that and a certain amount of urine and feces.
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:24 PM
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It costs a lot of money to pay people to pick up all that trash that you guys throw down as you are running. Maybe if you'd try to throw it in the trash can more often, the races wouldn't cost so much to run.
Actually, the people who clean up after the races are usually volunteers. I think a lot of money goes to the people promoting the race (maintaining a website, advertising all over the place, etc.). Plus, I know for our local marathon (Mercedes) the race expo takes over the convention center - that probably costs some money. But I'm under the impression that the majority of stuff is donated (gels, water, gatorade, free t-shirts, etc.) so I'm not sure where everything else goes.
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:25 PM
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You have to PAY to run a marathon?

You guys really are into pain.
What good is running 26.2 miles around your own neighborhood where no one is there to cheer you on, watch you barf, throw water bottles at. We run races for you, the crowd!
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:36 PM
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The city might as well be broke. Better they raise the price of the marathon than, say, double all parking tickets.
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Old 06-02-2009, 04:16 PM
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Did it really get $31 more expensive per runner in 2 years? No.
But this shouldn't be stated as some sort of surprising relevation. The price of something is simply what people will pay for it, which isn't necessarily related to the cost to produce it.
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It costs a lot of money to pay people to pick up all that trash that you guys throw down as you are running. Maybe if you'd try to throw it in the trash can more often, the races wouldn't cost so much to run.
Don't be an wiseass. We purposefully don't set out enough garbage cans, to encourage runners to throw their cups on the road. It's easier to clean them up that way. If they get thrown in a can, they still have water in them and they're not compressed. 1/10th of the bag's usable space is filled and there's a pig puddle of water gatorade in the bottom that splits the bag when you lift it out of the can making a big mess.

In the street, they get compressed and the liquid runs out. They get swept up into much fewer bags with less waste.

We only put the cans near the station so we don't get spills and splashes and overflow right at the table.

Getting the ones off the ground is easy. The ones in the cans are a pain in the ass. You have to tilt the can over, let the liquid run out, than double bag and compress it. It's a lot more work.
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Old 06-02-2009, 05:42 PM
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:02 PM
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The city might as well be broke. Better they raise the price of the marathon than, say, double all parking tickets.
They could sell tickets to pick off the weakest, slowest and gaudiest runners with crossbows: $200 bucks buys you a vantage point and five quarrels. Natural selection would both make the race a lot faster, cut down on the use of fluorescent lycra and boost TV ratings.
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:10 PM
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And then, they try to sell you a ton of crap on the same page! Here - drop almost 200 dollars on this race, and then throw into another 100 on orange shoelaces...
What the fuck? Shoelaces? $100?

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Unless the race managers, in a weird and unwise move, decided to take the race course through the subway system...
I would pay good money to see that. Add a real sense of danger to the contest. Runners fighting off giant, mutant rats! Trying to push each other onto the third rail.

Yes, definitely.
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Old 06-02-2009, 07:36 PM
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It's also expressable as the sum of two squares.
Like Bender and Flexo!


The sprint triathlon that I do went from ~$55 in 2006 to ~$95 in 2008. I thought, "cool, in 2006 I got a tshirt, souvenir water bottle, all sorts of free supplements and gels and goos, a professional photo . . . " All gone in 2009, except the tshirt. I paid way more, for way less. Perplexing.

Just based on the cost of that event, and how relatively small it is, I would've guessed the NYC marathon was 4 or 5 hundred bucks.
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Old 06-03-2009, 12:52 AM
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Old 06-03-2009, 01:14 AM
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Pittsburgh's marathon has a gorgeous, fun, challenging course (we've got hills!) and lots of cheering spectators and our early registration is only $85. (It may go up for 2010.)

You have exactly 11 months to train, the next one is May 2, 2010.

Come from out of town and I'll feed you a good complex carb-y dinner the night before. Seriously.
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Old 06-03-2009, 02:46 AM
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Oh come on, Scylla! Obviously a smart guy like you knows better than that. I lived in the NYC area for over ten years and can tell you for a fact that that is the one thing you can get for free in NYC in unlimited supplies. They don't call it a "New York State Of Mind" for nothing.

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Old 06-03-2009, 07:57 AM
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But this shouldn't be stated as some sort of surprising relevation. The price of something is simply what people will pay for it, which isn't necessarily related to the cost to produce it.
It wasn't. It was stated in the course of making a point that the increase was unrelated to the organizers' event costs.
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Old 06-03-2009, 08:43 AM
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They could sell tickets to pick off the weakest, slowest and gaudiest runners with crossbows: $200 bucks buys you a vantage point and five quarrels. Natural selection would both make the race a lot faster, cut down on the use of fluorescent lycra and boost TV ratings.
Once upon a time, I considered driving out to Ohio where purchasing and using one of these puppies is legal. $200 for five shots in NYC is a fuckin steal.
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Old 06-03-2009, 09:57 AM
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Right?!? I heard for only $90, NYC will throw you in the mud and spit in your face. A real bargain, that..
We don't have mud, we have puddles. Whenever somebody falls in one, the aftermath involves biohazard suits, spray bottles, and stiff brushes.

No shortage of spit, though.
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Old 06-03-2009, 04:11 PM
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Once upon a time, I considered driving out to Ohio where purchasing and using one of these puppies is legal. $200 for five shots in NYC is a fuckin steal.
Or one of these bad boys, an M16/Crossbow {#5} .
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