May I present: Winkies?
Blech! Just … bleccccchhhhh!
The eyes- creepy indeed! But the clip-boards & ducks- kinda cute.
That is hilarious.
I’ve been looking around that website-- I have a hard time believing that it’s serious.
Do not want.
Well I wouldn’t wear them, but they *are *funny. 
I think I heard it blow its nose.
Pac-Man would be awesome.
Why was that awful video 30 times longer than it needed to be?
They don’t look like they’re winking – they look as if the faces are painfully contorting. Creepy.
Does this make anyone else think of the see-through plastic window jeans in the Ryan O-Neal movie So Fine?
I need a pair of these for every day of the year. Immediately.
My very first thought…
That is exactly what I thought of!!! And here, I thought I was the only person who even remembered that terrible movie.
If you’re trying to sell custom painted jeans I’d think you’d try to find some models who have really nice, sexy backsides. Honestly, didja see the muffin top on that second pair? Geez.
That is hilarious. But they would never work on me. I think you need an ample butt for them to work.
I agree with Velma, no butt.
What I DONT need is “hilarious” when I walk by…
Looks like you need a certain type of butt for these, and not everyone has it.
I don’t know whether to be relieved or not.
Could they have found LESS attractive buttocks to model this butt-wear? I thought it was a commercial for muffintops.
Also supremely unflattering. The ducks were kind-of cute though.
As in the custom contact lenses thread: o_O