Art or God blank my mind of the horror?

Cafe Society
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A man is selling winking jeans. I wrote winking not wanking. Article with picture that will not traumatize you. I thought they were just ugly from the article. Do you consider the man an artist with a good money making plan?

Video that will demonstrate the winking bit and make you want to bleach your brain. Please do not click the video link if you have suicidal tendencies. Now that you saw video do you consider the man an artist with a good idea, or a criminal that we need to stop from making more? I bet you people that thought I said wanking jeans have lost that thought.

It looks like only the women of ample ass will be able to pull off the winking bit too.

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It’s more the shape of the ass than the ample-ness. You’d need a well-defined ass that is distinct from the thigh for these to work.

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Those are the creepiest damned things I’ve seen in quite some time. Especially the ones with the ducks.

::shudder::

Kind of reminds me of the movie “So Fine”–though I think jeans with clear plastic inserts in the ass might be slightly less tacky than these winking abominations.

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Ok they’re ugly but delightfully amusing. Imagine the creative process, the moment of inspiration. This is me giggling.

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We just covered this recently, no?

Yes. Yes, we did…

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I thought the geese (or ducks) were funny.

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Maybe you did. Obviously we didn’t.

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Not much winking going on, meh.

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My God that’s stupid. People are paying money to wear these pants? No wonder the Nigerian scams work, some people will give money to anyone.

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Think what you could do with wiggly eyes on women’s shirts. Mam I was watching your wiggly eyes, and nothing else. Could you make the eyes go up and down again that is so neat.