One Of My Pet Names For My Wife...

…is Miss Hottieknockers.

That is all.

I shall make a note of it.

Miss Hottieknockers sounds a lot like a question.

Why yes, I most certainly do.

You forgot to log off at work again, didn’t you?

I telecommute now. The only other person would could’ve posted that, most definitely wouldn’t have.

My first thought, too, until I remembered he works at home. Wonder what the Littlest Briston has been up to.

Pictures?

Of course not. The name would have been ovine in nature.

I think “Miss Hottieknockers” is a bit odd, but if she doesn’t mind it, more power to you.

My mind keeps reading it as “Miss Hootieknockers”

You mean it’s not " My Little Sheep?"

“Lanolina?”

“Woolly Bully?”

“Baaaaaabs?”

That’s how I was reading it until you pointed it out…

He’s interning as a corporate spy.

::: shhhh :::

I liked the nickname that Rumpole of the Bailey secretly calls his wife Hilda: “She Who Must Be Obeyed”, a reference to the jungle queen novel She by H. Rider Haggard.

My fiancee took this from the Baz Luhrman movie Australia (which wasn’t amazing, but did have it’s moments). The young boy who somewhat narrates the story refers to Nicole Kidman’s character as “Mrs. Boss.”

I like it.