Just pranking around with name possibilities for something to do on a Saturday.
Cutting Bates
Katt Fisher
Norma Conquest
Alice Forgiven
Surely you can beat these lame attempts…
Well, there is the classic name of the Russian chauffuer. from Car Talk.
Pikup Andropov
Amanda Hugginkiss
Shirley Youcanbeattheselameattempts
mmm
Seymour Butz.
Zubin Mehta Liquid Metal
Heywood Yabuzzoff.
Weldon Rumproast.
ACTUAL married couple.
I lean and Ben Dover.
Spelled I lean because I don’t know the actual way to spell it at the moment.
Isn’t there a poster here that goes by Satisfying Andy Liscious?
Margie Naverra (the statistician).
Theophilus Punoval
back in … well a while ago, in irc chat, I used the screen name Stu Pidasso
took the name from my friend’s pet rabbit
Leader of the town Mayor May Knott. Hard to trust that woman, never know what she is going to do.
At one time I considered moving to Eckville, Alberta, and opening a barber shop called Hair Hitler.
I wanted to run a gas station called Highway Petrol.
There used to be (may still be but I haven’t found it yet) a list of writers and staff for A Prairie Home Companion that had at least 30 of these sorts of names.
A few I remember:
Rex Karz
Amanda B Reconwith
Sarah Bellum
Erasmus B. Dragon
Anybody have that full list somewhere?
A couple of silly names I’ve had in mind if I ever decided to change my user name:
Darth Vader Ginsberg
Elrond Hubbard
Helena Handbasket
Iva Bigun
Tyrone Shoelaces