Car Talk, not APHC.
The list is not short.
Well done! Garrison did have a list of his own, too. Probably traded some ideas with Click and Clack. 
Ima Hogg. (A real person, daughter of former Texas Governor James S. Hogg)
[del]Robert Galbraith[/del] J.K. Rowling has gifted the world with Cormoran Strike, which is of course how a certain wading bird gets its dinner.
Justin Case
Mike Hunt (I was waiting for someone else to post)
Hugh Jackman
Minnie Van and Rusty Van
Trey Lortrasch
Ty Pryter
Mel A. Droit
Asa Spades
Juan Ford-DeRhode
Mark Miwerds
Katie Boundry or Kay T. Boundry
Avery Laybull
Cal Q. Layder
Axel Bray-Kerr
Reed Enright
Cody Pendent
Ernest Munni
Fisher Cutbait
Darrell B. Heldapay
Lionel Trayne
June Bugg
Shanda Lear
(I Love these)
Two I stole from a New York Magazine competition:
Matt Burns, Wrestler
Lucinda Joints, Contortionist
I. Yankem - Dentist
Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe - Lawyers
OK, those are from the Three Stooges.
Some people I went to high school with just had their first child and named her Minnie. The last name is Mead (pronounced liked ‘bead).’ Minnie Mead. Their daughter’s name is an Austin Powers pun…and unless they’ve changed dramatically from high school, they absolutely did it on purpose.
As far as fake ones go, I’ve always be partial to Ophelia Balls.
I thought she went by Marge?
Isaac Hunt
Harry Areola
Dorrie N. Column
Jim Henson shoulda named his daughter Mary Annette.
I knew this topic wasn’t a new one because I had the occasion to post this list a while back. There may be another dozen or so we came up with, but Rita Mandweep was the one that caused me to search to see if I had mentioned her before.
Hugo Furst (bungee jumping instructor)
Raina Katzandauz
I still don’t get Hugh Jackman
As a telemarketer, I call a lot of people. Some of the more interesting names I’ve called these people (all actually answered the phone, otherwise I would assume it was a fake name)
Aaron Limbless
Derek Dolarbill
Castro Louie
Miracle Jim
Hot Molly
Donna Rambeaux
Sammy Semenchugg
Hilda Lesbo
Camile Hole
Jesus Christ
I saw one at work the other day, Virginia Hom. It’s a real name. I wonder if she hates her parents?
Christian V. Lyons
From one long-ago job when I sat by a printer pulling out envelopes as they were printing. Saw some interesting, allegedly real names. One of my favorites. But I also liked Batt Bemster.
:smack:been looking at this all week not getting it till tonight
hangs head in shame, slinks out the back way