My last name is pronounced EXACTLY like it is spelled.
However, when we give our name to the hostess at a restaurant/event etc. they ALWAYS totally butcher it while announcing it over the loudspeaker.
So instead of signing in as “Smith” I was hoping you guys could give me some ideas along the line of
Imajunkie etc.
Something that would be hilarious over the loudspeaker.
What can I say? We get bored easily…
Well, it lacks the hormone appeal of most of the others given so far, but a friend claims that when going out to eat with buddies he will often give his last name as “Donner” just for the thrill of hearing them annonce “Donner party … your table is ready.”