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What is the funniest real name you have ever come across? Can you prove it? For example you can look up a Mike Hunt at www.whitepages.com.
If the name requires explanation, please list it as a spoiler.
A gentleman that used to work at my company was named Richard Sukoff.
This name can also be found in the white pages for GA.
My husband works for Wellpoint. The CEO’s name is Larry Glasscock. Sure, it would be funnier if he were Harry Glasscock, but Glasscock by itself is enough to make me giggle any day.
When I was in high school, we went to Florida for a cross country team race. I was digging through the phone book and we found a name that was hilarous (to a bunch of teenage guys). It was Phillip Ennis.
We thought it would be pronounced Phillip Enis (Phil-lip-penis) so it was funny to us. Yeah, we were dorks…
Apparently, it’s a common name…see here.
Why, yes, I can! Mike Hunt in Los Alamos, New Mexico.
I knew a guy named Richard Overly.
Dick Ovaries
My dad knew a guy named Phil Maestas. Found one listed in Corrales.
Feel my estas, Spanish slang for package
In 7th grade I went to school with Paisley Boney IV. What got me is that there were three Paisley Boneys before him.
I grew up, in a river town, with a girl named Sandy Banks.
I worked with a doctor named Harry Knukels (knuckles)
I went to grade school with Kimberly Clark (we called her Kleenex)
In grade school there was a kid named Mark Smellie. Apparently, there is a Mark Smellie (a.k.a. “Smeeks”) in the band Exploited. It doesn’t seem to be too uncommon a name, either.
Until recently there was a radio host on Ontario radio station CJRT (a.k.a. Jazz FM) named Glen Woodcock. (My dad’s a jazz musician so I’m exposed to all sort of Jazz stuff)
Wow…uhhmm…ok. I went to school with the following people:
Douglas and Cedar Fir (brothers)
Joseph Self
For cite/proof, you will have to wait til I get home and can scan my yearbook.
A guy I knew in school always said when he had a kid, he was going to name him Justin. His last name is Case. I don’t know if he ever had a son or not.
I think the name Michael Hunt is actually fairly common. When I managed a pizza delivery joint, we had a driver with that name. It always made me giggle when a customer would call to complain about him and I would have to tell them that his name was Mike. Last name Hunt. I always had to explain that I was serious and they were welcome to call our corporate office to verify it. I think the only reason he never got fired (he was a HORRIBLE employee and stinky to boot) was for the giggle factor of his name.
My dad has a cousin named George Bush (not that one) who named his daughter Rose.
I know a guy named Mike Hok. It’s pronouced more like hoke than hock, but it sounds like your saying “My cock” with a funny accent.
Kellen Heller.
I had a math professor once whose last name was Weiner. Whenever anyone asked a question, they would say “Professor Wine-er,” out of respect. Always, he would then adamantly insist “It’s pronounced WEENER.” Penis ensued.
When I was growing up in Charleston, WV, there was a man by the name of Hogjaw Twaddle listed in the phone directory.
A man by the name of Peter Beter (who was apparently a well-known conspiracy theorist) ran for governor of West Virginia when I was a kid. Full name was Peter David Beter, so his name was often given in the newspapers as Peter D. Beter.
A local realtor is Vivianna Winterbottom; I just find the name funny for some reason.
When I was a teenager, the pastor of our very large church was Peter Lord.
While doing genealogy research through a cemetery I was surprised to see several Bozo headstones; I had not realized it was an actual surname.
On the flip side, I think Wolf Blitzer has to be one of the coolest names ever. And Max Power, of course.
And for fictional names, Click-and-Clack’s chauffer P. Kupp Andropov always cracks me up.
I was in the Navy with a Seaman Seimen and a Petty Officer Petty.
I am personally aquainted with a man named Dick Johnson. I’m sure that’s a pretty common one as well.
My wife, in an elementary school class, had a student whose parents had moved from Vietnam to the US in the preceding summer.
The poor child’s name:
Phuc Huu Ho.
The school explained to the parents that it would be best to if he went by Huu.
I had a classmate named Harry Hickey.
There was a kid in my seventh-grade class whose name was Harry Sex. This provided endless amusement to those of us who had unfunny names.
My dad used to keep a business card on the fridge that he got from a realtor named Rose E. Kuntz.