I’m not talking about the mundane or regular or usual things. Liking feet? Okay, not for me, but not all that weird, either. I’m talking about the REALLY, REALLY out there ones. The ones that make you raise an eyebrow :dubious: when/if you hear about or see. The ones that would make you go “I’m sorry…what was that?” because you don’t think you heard correctly. Requests or things told to you or turn ons or fetishes you’ve gotten from others or been made aware of that actually make you, for a second, in your head, falter cause it’s like “Oooooookayyyyy…then…”.
I have three:
One girl I used to know in high school had a turn on of…blood. No idea what a person is called when they’re sexually aroused by or with blood (I’m sure there’s a word for it, probably ending in “pheliac”) but that was her. Suffice to say, we never hooked up.
My friend once told me of an ex of his who used to love hearing him make barnyard animal noises when they were into it. She’d want him to moo and quack and bark as she was riding him…as realistically as he could. They didn’t last long.
Ex girlfriend of MINE was once into hands. Majorly. One of her huge fetishes/things to do when turned on was to lick every inch of my hands. Just my hands. And then lick every inch over again. For 15 minutes at a time.
:dubious:
Can anyone beat those? Even if you can’t, feel free to try.
Guys who enjoy having stuff inserted into their urethra. An ex-girlfriend had the tools (steel rods of increasing diameter from “that looks uncomfortable” to “that looks like a socket wrench”) and showed them to me.
I read an article a few years ago in the Fort Lauderdale City Link about ‘porn’ videos showing a woman’s feet in high heels stomping a kitten to death. Apparently there’s a whole bizarre subculture of guys who spank the monkey while watching this; the article mentioned that the video was one of the distributer’s biggest sellers ("…we can’t keep 'em in stock!").
Human sexuality is some unbelievably crazy shit, baby.
I have always been turned on by knockout scenes – specifically, when an attractive, preferably scantily-clad woman is knocked unconscious, presented in a “non-realistic” type style (no blood, scars, or bruises to mar the damsel’s beauty – I do not want her looking like an actual “violent crime” victim). Any method can be used to KO the heroine – punches, kicks, chloroform, sleeping gas, electric shock, etc. I also like carry (whether cradle-carry or “over-the-shoulder” style) scenes and bondage scenes.
I have enjoyed KO scenes in various media – movies, TV, cartoons, comic books – since I was a prepubescent. I guess that it is a fairly odd paraphilia to have!
I had an ex for a long time who had a rape fetish. One time she had me role play with her that I was ‘raping’ her and actually it was really difficult to get around in my head, like the actors that had to do the rape scene with Jodie Foster in ‘The Accused’. She was really into it and did a pretty convincing job of acting like she was getting raped. Also she had a completely normal childhood, no abuse/molestation, not even an asshole ex boyfriend that forced her into having sex before she was ready. It was kind of strange.
She was also pretty into porn, I guess before I met her I didn’t think women were particularly into porn, and if they were not the same types of porn guys look at. A normal activity for her was sitting in her chair and jilling off to porn (which, I guess isn’t that bizarro, I suppose I’m just more used to thinking that’s a guy activity, since guys stereotypically like to
Touch their junk
Look at porn
Mess with computers )
Her favorite picture? A woman getting raped. By Santa Claus :smack:
My gf like her boobs to be squeezed, hard. I’ve squeezed as hard as I can, no negative reaction from her. She’s said many times she’s into my hands too, but not sure if she would get off on licking them all over.
That, I can sort of wrap my head around, sort of. I mean, pissing and crapping when you *really *have to go are both enjoyable, so mixing it up with more usual carnal pleasures, I can grasp.
Vomit-play, however, is beyond me. And horrifying.
As for weird stories, well, I once knew a girl who punched herself in the face when she came. Every time. Sometimes hard enough to leave a bruise. I didn’t ask why. The first rule of her club was…
The weirdest I’ve run across so far is rainboots/wellies. Preferably muddy, dirty, wet rainboots. It’s what happens when you cross a rubber fetish with a foot fetish, I guess.
I discovered this totally by accident, too. I posted a totally innocent self-portrait of me in my new Hunter boots on Flickr, and was surprised at how many views it got… I’m talking hundreds of views over the first two days. When I started looking at the members who had marked it as a favourite, I got one hell of a surprise. Apparently, what I saw as a whimsical self-portrait is the equivalent of a pornographic pin-up for this particular niche fetish.
On the bright side, at least I know I could embark on a lucrative career modelling rubber boots if I ever lose my day job…
I came in to say that unless there’s some background to the word that I don’t know about, the term “sounding” is one of the stupidest terms in all of sexyland.
I always, always, hear the “ping” of old-school sonar in my head when the topic comes up (mostly while reading Dan Savage’s column**). People are going on and on about urethras and steel rods and orgasms and all I can think is “ping, ping.”
** the source of 99.9% of my knowlege about all the weird fetishes that would count for this thread, and hoooooo boy, are there some weird ones out there!
