I’m not a Scientologist. I’ve never been a Scientologist. And unless I sustain a massive head injury, I’ll never be a Scientologist.
So if you have any questions about what it means to not be a Scientologist, or what day to day life is like for a guy who is not a Scientologist, post them here.
Go ahead, ask away.
Since there may be no Scientologists at all on the board, and even if there are they are in the vast minority, what would you know about not being one that we don’t already now, by also not being Scientologists ?
Many people say that they’re not scientologists, but in reality the little things in life distract them from actively pursuing not being a scientologist.
But not me. Though many may not be scientologists on Easter or Christmas, I’m out there not being a scientologist every day. Because of this, I think I offer a unique perspective.
If you are indeed not a Scientologist, you must have plenty of money left to give to charlatans. Please prove you are not a Scientologist by sending this money to me.
I’m afraid most of my money goes to not seeing Tom Cruise movies, but I’ll check if I have some change in the couch.
I’ll bite.
Truly a fascinating OP. Thanks in advance for sharing. I’m curious, what is a typical day for you like not being a scientologist? Do you eat three meals a day? Have you ever been skydiving?
Do you know Tom Cruise?
7:00 AM wake up
7:30 Breakfast: Travoltaless free range eggs, toast and bacon
8:30 - 8:35 Work
8:35 - 10 Don’t be a Scientologist
10-12 Don’t see Tom Cruise movie
12 Lunch: BLT- with extra bacon
1:00-4:45 PM Don’t be a Scientologist
4:45-5:00 Work
5:00-7:00 Happy hour at McZenu the Overlord’s Irish Pub
7:00-8:00 Skydive
8:00 Dinner: Deep fried lasagna with a side of bacon
9:00 Update website for PETE(People for the Ethical Treatment of Engrams)
9:00 - 12:00 Don’t be a Scientologist
12:00 Midnight snack: bacon
How do I know you’re not Tom Cruise?
How’s the clam chowder?
Would you like to take a free Personality Test?
You may not be a Scientologist, but I’ll bet you’ve still got a Thetan somewhere. How’s your Thetan doing?
Why do you hate Xenu? :sad:
Is it true what they say about non-Scientologists? You know, that their… thingy… is…
I can’t bring it up in mixed company.
But is it true?
How many guys who are not Scientologists does it take to screw on a light bulb?
How many times have you refrained from meeting John Travolta?
Nanu nanu?
Do you feel that you were born not being a Scientologist, or is not being a Scientologist the result of a conscious choice on your part? Also, how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
ghardester “How’s the clam chowder?”
Quite tasty, please thank your sister for sending it to me.
muldoonthief “Would you like to take a free Personality Test?”
Thanks, but I already took one today, so I’m good. Apparently my porn name is “Axlerod Cauliflower”.
Intergalactic Gladiator “How’s your Thetan doing?”
Much better. The vet said that that thing on its tail should clear right up if I keep putting the ointment on it.
Astroboy14: Why do you hate Xenu? :sad:
Do you want to go for a spaceship ride?, he says. It looks just like a DC-8, I say. It’s really a spaceship, and we’re all going to Burning Man!, he says. And pay no attention to the volcanoes, he says.
tdn: “Is it true what they say about non-Scientologists? You know, that their… thingy… is…I can’t bring it up in mixed company. But is it true?”
Just ask ghardester’s sister.
tr0psn4j: “How many guys who are not Scientologists does it take to screw on a light bulb?”
Just one, but then gardester’s sister said the light bulb was uncomfortable and we should move to the couch.
jjimm “1. How many times have you refrained from meeting John Travolta? 2. Nanu nanu?”
As to the first part, I’m not sure it was a conscious choice so much as a calling. It developed in my early teens after I was forced to see the movie Legend. As to how girl get pragnet, that’s the same thing I asked ghardester’s sister!
Do you know anybody who doesn’t believe in Ley Lines? Not believing in Ley Lines is what’s really fascinating to me. I’d join a club of people who don’t believe in Ley Lines, if I knew where one was.
Does not being a Scientologist also mean not reading Dianetics and Battlefield Earth? And what do you do with all those brain cells you still have by not doing so?