Sorry for being behind the times game-wise, but I got GTA IV during Steam’s holiday sale. Fun game … sort of. Fun when I’m not forced to spend five to ten minutes getting back to where I was before I screwed the pooch on a mission. It kills playability (for me, at least) when I have to restart a mission by taking a lovely drive all the way across town just to get to where the actual mission starts.
For example, I have to guard Mr. P for a bit while he makes some sort of tribute at a refinery. If things go wrong, the game starts me wayyyyyyy back at the north end of town and I have to drive alllllll the way to the south end just to get back into position and start over. Man is that boring. I know it’s ostensibly a driving game, and I’m sure the art director’ mother is awfully proud of the detail put into the game, but I’m finding it very tedious. And it’s not like it’s one or two missions that have this kind of setup. Every other mission starts with picking up this or that clown before heading out to the real job or starts far enough away from the reset point where it takes several minutes to get back to where the mission actually starts. Ugh.
I’m assuming that this is some sort of disincentive to … to … shit, to playing the game. Am I not “hardcore” enough because I want to replay parts of a mission? Because I want to succeed at a mission? Am I supposed to be so entertained by the pleasant banter in the car that I should listen to it four or five times? Could the game have been just as successful if they dropped the violence a bit and just called it Cabbies’ Happy Fun Ride?
I’m at the point where I have several hundred grand from a job, so taking taxis does cut down on things a bit. Generally I’ll “pay a bit extra” (WTF is up with that? They put an in-game disincentive to make you sit and watch their scenery?) to zip from one place to another. But restarting missions can still make for a bit of work just to get back to the beginning.
Oh, and then there’s the wonderful system of spending five minutes or so heading back to the safehouse just for the privilege of saving.
So … aside from a bit of a rant (please don’t get me started on why a game that’s supposed to be fun makes me jump though hoops just to keep a paranoid, clingy girlfriend happy), is there any way (via an option I missed, a cheat code or a hack) that will let me save at will or skip much of the driving? Hell, a nice noclip that would let me drive a simple straight line would cut out hours and hours of wasted time.