I'm a little snake!
So, I'm walking back ftom the Thai place with my lunch. There's this rotund blond guy leaning on a retaining wall by the bus stop, smoking a cigarette. As I passed him I hear this outragiously camp accent saying, 'I'm a little snake! My name's Sonny!' Good thing I was expecting a street denizen, otherwise I would have lost it. A homeless-looking woman was walking in the opposite direction. As she passed 'Sonny' I heard him saying something about Cher. Wish I'd caught what he said.
Mundane, pointless... but amusing if you can picture it.