I wanted to post in the other thread , But I suck at knowing stuff about people online. I’d have to wait for one of the few people I know things about to post before posting… “Quadgop - He’s a doctor at a Prison. And his daughter is also a member of the dope”
So I decided to create an alternate thread. What do you know about the next poster?
Has three kittens named Fluffy, Moggie, and Dave.
Once urinated in a policeman’s hat.
Is often seen riding their mountain bike naked around their home town.
Is allergic to ice-cream.
joyfool
January 31, 2010, 11:46pm
2
Wow, that’s not me 'cause I only ride a *go-kart *around my home town naked.
Ok, so the next poster…
*Likes butter nut crunch pineapple pizza
*Only wears flip-flops to midnight mass
*Listens exclusively to Englebert Humperdink on their iPod
*And works making red shoelaces for baby booties
Zoe
February 1, 2010, 7:59am
3
See if I ever get drunk with you again! Wow, are you blabby!
The next poster is actually the sock of a moderator. (Cecil doesn’t know.)
… has dated Morgan Freeman, Mariska Hargitay, and Chef Momofuku.
…always wears polka dot panties.
…won a Milton Berle look-a-like contest.
…worked as an organ grinder in Budapest.
…wears a 38 DD bra
Yep. That Mariska Hargitay is one fine piece of ace.
That person below me is allergic to toothpaste.
Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Can type 15 wpm.
Does an awesome Gomer Pyle impression.
… was often spotted canoodling with Suzanne Pleshette in his younger days.
… can juggle chainsaws using their unusually long and mobile penis, but as an unfortunate side effect of trying this when drunk has no arms.
And also plays a mean xylophone. I think the word I’m looking for is ‘prehensile’.
…can whistle in three-part harmony.
…has climbed Mt. Everest in scuba gear.
…wore a Union Jack Tee-Shirt to a St. patrick’s Day party in Dublin.
…has big GIANT BRASS ones.
Redwing
February 2, 2010, 4:41pm
10
I use them to hold books.
The Next poster:
Was a finalist in a knuckle-biting tourney in York (UK)…
Made a fortune selling Natto in York (PA)…
Lost it playing cribbage in York (NE)…