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Old 02-10-2010, 03:06 PM
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Utterly hilarious 100% NSFW thread on another board

Saw this link on a different board and thought I should share it with you. The title is "MS Paint Worse Sexual Encounter" so it is in no way safe for work!! But I seriously almost fell out of my chair laughing at this stuff. Enjoy!

http:// shaggybevo.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=57102
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Old 02-10-2010, 05:09 PM
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Exactly what I need on a snow day.
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:46 PM
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The stories are funny but the comments remind me of why I'm willing to pay for this board.
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:50 PM
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I'm thoroughly enjoying this... At work I might add.
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Old 02-10-2010, 07:35 PM
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I'm thoroughly enjoying this... At work I might add.
Where do you work??
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:15 PM
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OMG - the angry dolphin.

ROTFLMAO!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:54 PM
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Thought I was going to bed at 10. But not after reading some really funny-ass stories! Thanx for the link!
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:37 AM
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Indeed I think i just wasted 2 hours right there from that site.... -_-
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:59 PM
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OMG that's funny. 21 pages will take a while....
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:14 PM
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I've always been opposed to embedding images on the Dope, threads like that make a case for it. It makes me sad that the Dope was scooped on an idea that awesome.
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:46 PM
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OMG - the angry dolphin.

ROTFLMAO!!!
Just read that one. FANTASTIC.

"You need to be more fucking specific."

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Old 02-12-2010, 11:20 PM
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I've always been opposed to embedding images on the Dope, threads like that make a case for it. It makes me sad that the Dope was scooped on an idea that awesome.
Lots of fun with images and avatars that we miss out on here.
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Old 02-13-2010, 12:15 AM
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Brilliant stuff. Didn't make it too far and skimmed most of the way, but the anticipation leading up to "The Mave's" post was palpable.
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Old 02-13-2010, 12:35 AM
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I'm up to page ten. Mave's contribution was brilliant. Hope the rest is as great.
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Old 02-13-2010, 10:06 AM
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Let me be the first to say, I fail to see what's amusing or attractive and thank heaven's we don't have avatar's and such crap here at the Dope. Sorry to disappoint, but it wasn't funny or well done in my opinion.
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Old 02-13-2010, 10:20 AM
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Ah, when I think of bad sex threads and corresponding images, I think of this one. I know there was a thread about it a while back, but for the life of me I can't find it. I looked, and looked and looked... I've spent about a half hour looking just for the thread corresponding to this link.
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Old 02-13-2010, 01:57 PM
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Let me be the first to say, I fail to see what's amusing or attractive and thank heaven's we don't have avatar's and such crap here at the Dope. Sorry to disappoint, but it wasn't funny or well done in my opinion.
Well, I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then, because I thought it was funny as hell. Well done? That's not the point. (It is MSPaint, after all).
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Old 02-13-2010, 08:44 PM
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I've always been opposed to embedding images on the Dope, threads like that make a case for it. It makes me sad that the Dope was scooped on an idea that awesome.
Embedding images and YouTube links will only make the Dope experience that much better.
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Old 02-13-2010, 09:02 PM
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Damn. Evidently I was shortchanged in the whole "college experience" thing.
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Old 02-13-2010, 11:24 PM
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Embedding images and YouTube links will only make the Dope experience that much better.
For every hilarious MS Paint post there would probably be 50 obnoxious avatars and over sized, over repeated sig graphics. I don't want to give the clowns that "sign" every. single. post. any extra ammo.
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Old 02-13-2010, 11:53 PM
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I started a thread in About This Message Board to discuss the pros and cons of embedding images and videos, etc. I figure that forum gets a little more mod traffic and attention and this thread has taken a turn down that lane, anyway.

That way, we can go back to talking about the total awesomeness of getting caught whacking it in a dorm room by your roommate!
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Old 09-26-2010, 11:14 AM
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Spam post reported.

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Old 09-26-2010, 11:17 AM
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Twice, even.

Got DAMN!!1 I didn't notice the dates and actually tried to load the link. Sucka!

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Old 09-26-2010, 11:21 AM
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The link in the OP of this zombie no longer works, it took me to the main page
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Old 09-26-2010, 11:23 AM
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Since the link in the OP no longer works, and since the thread is attracting spammers, I'm gonna lock 'er up.
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