What was your farthest booty call? or How Far for Sex?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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OK, look, this shit is real.
There’s this chick, known her forever, “crossed paths” like in the Biblical sense and shit, enough times to know that when she wants me to “fly out and visit her for the weekend!” it means sex. Like “upon arrival till departure”.

Yeah, babe, well the ‘Powz has been gettin’ his ass handed to him lately, at the track and shit. Money is tight, maybe not too tight that I could be there in like 4-weeks and shit, though.

Back in the back in the day, ‘Powzler would take off on a moments notice and drive an hour for the trouble. Jet-settin’ manwhore the K-Dub ain’t, not yet.

(Shit, dude, the SupDub would be transporting a chub the whole time! Security would stop me in line and ask “what do you got in your pants and shit, sir?” Pullin’ guns and pointin’ 'em at my junk and shit.)

I’ll probly start doin’ her in the terminal and get on the Today Show and shit. And they got a famous Sherriff that would love to put me out in the desert.

What is the farthest you went for sex?

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Google Maps says the shortest route by car is ~ 712 miles. I’d be more precise, but my husband doesn’t remember his exact address in D.C. Luckily, we made the same trip back here with all his belongings in a U-Haul a couple of months later, and now we don’t have to schlep that far anymore. :cool:

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Across town, probably. Not more than 10 miles, and shit.

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My apartment. :smiley:

That is, she came to me. :slight_smile:

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Had a guy drive three hours in a blizzard once.

I’m not that good.

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And I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

And shit.

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“Crossed paths like in the Biblical sense and shit” - ah yes, that was the Gospel of Luke, wasn’t it? :smiley:

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Drove from Florida to New Jersey.

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flew to Germany once from new england. Not sure how far it is from Boston to Frankfurt.

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No, no, only John of Patmos is that explicit.

Half an hour’s walk is all I can claim for an actual booty call. I’ve driven four hours to see a long-distance-girlfriend, which is not quite the same thing. And I would have made a five hour drive for a booty call this December, except that I was in a relationship at the time. I saw would have because I did make the trip, but only in a platonic way, so I’m sure that if there had been something more than catching up with a friend, I’d still have made the trip.

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I had a sex friend about four hours away from me for a while. Now and then I’d make the bus ride up to spend the night.

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According to a quick check on Google Maps, 1458 miles.

Athens GA to Albuquerque NM.

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An old boyfriend (he was current at the time) drove from northern Indiana to Houston, Texas (1167 miles) to see me once. The furthest I’ve ever driven was 275 miles.

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How far have I gone for sex? She lived twenty miles away and I made the trek.

Using my mom’s car and gas, of course.

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You sir, are now officially my favorite new poster.

Farthest I’ve gone for a fuck buddy? 15 miles.
Farthest for a relationship? Japan, from Orlando (although she flew here first amazingly enough)

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Frankfurt to San Francisco - 5699 miles - but I got dumped at the end of the trip. Does it still count?

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I wasn’t already? :rolleyes:

Wow, you weren’t lying about that yellow fever.

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AClockworkMelon, I thought you were an old lurker who I just noticed recently.

And, I prefer the term Asian fetish, thanks.

(kidding)

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posted by NinetyWt

After seeing all the "and shit"s in the OP, this post pretty much had me clutching the carpet loops.
Thank you, sir!

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About 1800 miles in the middle of a snowstorm on a delayed flight at midnight in the middle seat with the temp being around -7 degrees Fahrenheit. It was an awesome weekend