In response to the recent I love MeanOldLadyl thread I must say I’m not up to the $10,000 mark, but if you want an easy $5… I’m not above a bribe.
I think **OpalCat **is reasonably likable. 
I’m offering my services as a PR rep. I can organize a fundraiser to provide that $5.
I charge a measly $10.
How about “OpalCat doesn’t suck” for a quick two bits?
Hmmm… tempting, but it implies some things that would be false given the right context…
I would have to say felines made of semiprecious stones is agreeable.
are agreeable?
Asking for it is very bad manners. It’s on pare with asking for $100 cash from each person that attends your wedding to pay for their share of the bridzilla wedding.
You can’t buy love! only sex.
I’m not requiring the actual love. Just the thread 
Reasons we should do this:
- $5
- She’s been constipated and needs the love
- Gee, I can’t think of a third so I guess I’ll leave it blank
Oh well, I just wanted to stop by and say Hi Opal.
How 'bout the sex then?
Sex will probably cost a little more than $5.
Is the honeymoon over all ready.
If you send me $5 I will start a thread “I didn’t Sleep With Opal Cat”.
That would surely make people think your taste is very good.
I love $5.
Rumor has it that the entire Australian Mens Olympic Swim Team loved OpalCat in a hotel room in Bali - I’ll bet that is where she got the $5.
Then again, maybe that is why she only has $5 left to pay for this honor.
Still - you don’t need a thread to show we all love you OpalCat.
Sometimes, the lack of a personal thread in the Pit is all the love we need…
Opalcat-now Number 2.
That’s about as high as I set my sights.
So THIS is how popularity works around here…I see it all now. :dubious:
We love you too sweetie
That’ll be $5