Had brachytherapy Thursday, peeing fire. Probably TMI

[KlondikeGeoff]

Due to recurrence of prostate cancer, I had 80 radioactive iodine "seeds" implanted in the gland. As I will be radioactive for a couple months, can't hold my cats or small children in my lap, nor even hug my wife.

Well, I can live with that, but the first couple of days when I started to urinate, it felt as though somebody had inserted a red-hot poker. I checked carefully, but nobody did.

Doc says that is to be expected as a catheter was inserted for about an hour during the procedure. I believe this catheter probably had sharp barbs all along the length of it..

The good news is that either the pain meds help, or it is gradually getting better, as I no longer emit an loud, anguished yell when the stream starts.

My advice is to avoid prostate cancer.

[Hunter Hawk]

::drinks more coffee::

::re-reads thread title::



Ah. Frogs were not involved.


Sorry to hear you're going through this, and I hope your condition continues to improve.



And given your radioactive state, please do report back if anything unusual now happens to your genitalia when you get angry.

[KlondikeGeoff]

Originally Posted by Hunter Hawk

And given your radioactive state, please do report back if anything unusual now happens to your genitalia when you get angry.

Already the genitalia glows with dull red when I get angry. If I get angry enough, I expect it will move to a white-heat color, eh?

The rest of the time it just glows with a restful LED sort of color. Not bright enough to ready by though.

[Rysdad]

Ah, yes.

They had to "invade" in order to remove a kidney stone. I know what you're feeling.

It quit hurting, for me, in about 4 days.

'Course, on the fifth day the had to go back in and remove the stent they had placed to keep my ureter functioning while it healed.

Back to square one.

Here's hoping you heal quickly.

[hotflungwok]

Originally Posted by Hunter Hawk

::drinks more coffee::
And given your radioactive state, please do report back if anything unusual now happens to your genitalia when you get angry.

"So, have been noticing any side effects, KlondikeGeoff?"
"Well, last night when I was getting ready for bed my wife accidentally brushed against my bare penis, and it suddenly turned green, got really big, and punched her out."
"That's normal."

[Khadaji]

No fun! Wishing you a full and quick recovery!

[Turek]

Originally Posted by hotflungwok

"So, have been noticing any side effects, KlondikeGeoff?"
"Well, last night when I was getting ready for bed my wife accidentally brushed against my bare penis, and it suddenly turned green, got really big, and punched her out."
"That's normal."

"Yeah, but this time it growled!"

[bup]

Ouch. Sorry.

[ftg]

So, the thread title is misleading. No actual fire. Just metaphorical.

Yes, I am computer geek, why do you ask?