Brett Favre (allegedly) has a really ugly wang

[Drain Bead]

I'm not going to link to it, but it's all over Deadspin if you haven't seen it. They've been claiming for a while now that back when Favre was with the Jets, he pursued a local sideline hottie by the name of Jenn Sterger, leaving her several voicemails and texting pictures of Little #4 while he was masturbating, wearing only a pair of Crocs and a smile. The general interwebz response was "Hahahaha, pics or it didn't happen." Well, now there are pics, and they are the stuff of nightmares.

[Superhal]

No dick is ugly if your income is counted in the millions.

Your dick could look like overcooked spaghetti and there'd be a line to have sex with it.

Ew ew ew and she's hideous too.

[Drain Bead]

I think she's kinda cute, although she looks a bit like Janice from Friends.

And I don't care how rich he is, that's one ugly wang. The head is like half the size it should be!

[Superhal]

If my wang looked like the chest burster from Alien, but I offered $30k to have sex with it, how long would the line be?

[John DiFool]

Link, made completely NSFW please? Or do I have to go to Google Images to find it (as if I really want to).

[Superhal]

Money > Beauty.

[Drain Bead]

Which is why Bill Gates is just SWIMMING in pussy.

[lisacurl]

I'd say that was a fairly average looking penis.

There's two more women coming forward and saying they received "lewd texts" from Favre. Should have retired, old man.

[Cubsfan]

Mind blowing that a dude who has been around as long as Farve and who has watched so many stars fall would be smarter than to do this.

Yowza.

[Superhal]

Originally Posted by Drain Bead

Which is why Bill Gates is just SWIMMING in pussy.

Let me reverse the question: if offered $1 million, how ugly would the penis have to be?

[pricciar]

Yeah, I'm not expert on penis, but that looked like a standard issue cock to me. I didn't study it or anything, though. So, maybe I missed the ugly bits.

Anyway. The girl looks pretty. But, not worth throwing away your public reputation over. What a dumbass. (If it's all true and not some imitator.) The millions of hot women he could have with no muss and no fuss. Just stupid.

John DiFool, just go to deadspin.com and look around you'll find it.

[Munch]

I don't know why people are saying Jen Sterger is unattractive - she's unbelievably hot. One of the articles mentioned that the pictures were obtained from a third party - I wonder how that worked out? She's extremely internet saavy - if she leaked them intentionally, she's got a plan for all this.

[Little Nemo]

Originally Posted by Drain Bead

I think she's kinda cute, although she looks a bit like Janice from Friends.

I was thinking more Shannon Elizabeth.

[DCnDC]

Originally Posted by Munch

I don't know why people are saying Jen Sterger is unattractive - she's unbelievably hot.

Young woman with giant breast implants. Some people aren't into that.

[Fried Dough Ho]

His wang just looks fairly standard and pathetically small. Well, whomever sent the pics is pathetic regardless.

Don't guys know that pics of themselves are not attractive to most chicks? We like the whole package - not just the appendage.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

Awww, I think its sweet! Hopeless romantic yet lovesick Brett Favre cares enough to send the girl of his dreams the very best...dick pics! I hear all the girls like that these days!

SPOILER:

http://headblitz.com/picture-chad-oc...e-penis-towel/

See?

[Sir T-Cups]

A good overview of the whole situation...with ugly penis pics too!!

NSFW!!!!!!!


Again...a NSFW video

[Darryl Lict]

Originally Posted by Superhal

Ew ew ew and she's hideous too.

Jesus Christ, I want to move to your town if you think she's hideous. Hell, I live in a town notorious for attractive women and I think she's pretty hot.

[Superhal]

Originally Posted by Darryl Lict

Jesus Christ, I want to move to your town if you think she's hideous. Hell, I live in a town notorious for attractive women and I think she's pretty hot.

Wow. In that case, I would seriously not to go anywhere near YOUR town.

[pseudotriton ruber ruber]

My town is red hot,
Your town ain't diddly-squat...

[ElvisL1ves]

Helps explain why he keeps unretiring. What hot girl would want a gray-haired old ugly guy who could only talk about what a great jock he used to be back in the day?

[Ellis Dee]

Originally Posted by Superhal

Ew ew ew and she's hideous too.

So hideous that Playboy put her in the Girls of the Top 10 Party Schools pictorial in May of 2006, and she was in Maxim two months before that. Your tastes are clearly not the norm.

[Enright3]

Originally Posted by Superhal

Ew ew ew and she's hideous too.

Whaaa ?

Hideous? I'm curious to know who's on your top 5 list. Please share.

[lieu]

Doesn't she look a lot like his wife, only cheaper and with a whole lot more clevage? I wonder if maybe that's the fantasy he's put himself in here.

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Originally Posted by ElvisL1ves

Helps explain why he keeps unretiring. What hot girl would want a gray-haired old ugly guy who could only talk about what a great jock he used to be back in the day?

Quite a few of them when the guy's got a net worth of over 100 million bucks.

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I don't really see the big deal with this anyway. Sterger isn't alleging any harrassment, and the voice mails don't sound harrassing to me either. If Sterger isn't bothered by the penis pics (though even as a guy who is as horny as the next guy, I'll never understand why guys do that) then why should the NFL care?

If nothing else, he should just brazen his way through and say it wasn't him. If the League can't prove it was him, they can't suspend him, and he'll be done after this year anyway.

[The Universe Lashes Out]

Originally Posted by Ellis Dee

So hideous that Playboy put her in the Girls of the Top 10 Party Schools pictorial in May of 2006, and she was in Maxim two months before that. Your tastes are clearly not the norm.

Some people are into that sort of thing, but many are not. Plastic tits are gross. Orange skin is gross. She has a big ugly nose and beady little eyes and absolutely zero character in her face. Bleh, do not want. If it weren't for plastic surgery, makeup, and airbrushing, I can't imagine anyone would find her attractive.

[lieu]

Say worst case scenario, all this (Sterger plus the 2 massage therapists) proves to be true and Goodell suspends him for violating the league's personal conduct policy for x number of games. What sort of lasting effect would this have on HoF voting?

[An Arky]

None, supposedly, for they aren't supposed to take off-field stuff into account. Michael Irvin's in the HoF, isn't he?

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I think she's pretty hot. There's something sexy and sultry about her. She looks game.

I'm struck by how much she looks like Favre's wife, though.

[Intergalactic Gladiator]

Originally Posted by Drain Bead

Which is why Bill Gates is just SWIMMING in pussy.

If the stories I've heard about Gates are accurate, then I have no reason to doubt he's not.

Favre's worked long and hard (heh heh, I said long and hard) to cultivate this "Aw shucks, I'm a good feller" image and now that's taking a serious hit. His wife may be OK with him chasing tail, but that's not going to be what everyone will think right off the bat.

[Philster]

Brett went gunslinging and the pics got intercepted. He was just letting people know he was coming out of retirement.

[Snarky_Kong]

This board is great. Models are hideous and you have guys jerking themselves raw to overweight middle-aged women in every pic thread.

It's all a show to let people know how superior and sophisticated you are, but get one whiff of internet pussy and you go all Cyrano.

[Ají de Gallina]

Originally Posted by Diogenes the Cynic

Quite a few of them when the guy's got a net worth of over 100 million bucks.

Flavor Flav gets chicks for much less.

[Chicagojeff]

Originally Posted by Diogenes the Cynic

I don't really see the big deal with this anyway. Sterger isn't alleging any harrassment, and the voice mails don't sound harrassing to me either. If Sterger isn't bothered by the penis pics (though even as a guy who is as horny as the next guy, I'll never understand why guys do that) then why should the NFL care?

If nothing else, he should just brazen his way through and say it wasn't him. If the League can't prove it was him, they can't suspend him, and he'll be done after this year anyway.

Yeah DTC.. not to shocked to see where you fall on this. If your boy gets hit with a two game suspension.. at least T will be better than most teams number two guy..

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Suspension for what? She's not alleging any harrassment, and there's no proof it was really him anyway. If you can't prove it's his dick, you must acquit.

[lisacurl]

That tallywacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it!

[Munch]

Originally Posted by HowieReynolds

If it weren't for plastic surgery, makeup, and airbrushing, I can't imagine anyone would find her attractive.

http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/...es/433202.html

Plenty of people find her attractive in real life - including multi-millionaire athletes and an entire sports team in the largest media market in the world. Your "many"/"some" construction is ridiculous, as is your assertion that she's getting by solely on surgery, makeup and photoshop. Don't like fake tits? Fine - I don't either, because it's usually an indication that there's a great deal of fakeness elsewhere, which is what the real turn-off is. Sterger has put herself out there quite a bit, and she comes across pretty damned genuinely.

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next King of England.

[Ellis Dee]

Originally Posted by Diogenes the Cynic

I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next King of England.

hehheh.

To be honest, I suspect you're only adopting the "what's the big deal?" position because he's a Viking. Anyone else and I suspect you'd be jumping on your "I have daughters!" high horse. Imagine your daughters received unsoliticed penis pics from guys they work with and who they weren't interested in dating, plus the fact that at the time he was pushing 40 and she was 25.

Originally Posted by Snarky_Kong

This board is great. Models are hideous and you have guys jerking themselves raw to overweight middle-aged women in every pic thread.

It's all a show to let people know how superior and sophisticated you are, but get one whiff of internet pussy and you go all Cyrano.

Exactly right.

[Little Nemo]

Originally Posted by lisacurl

That tallywacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it!

"If it's just a zit, you must acquit!"

[Drain Bead]

"He's like a kid down there!"

[Duke]

Originally Posted by Drain Bead

"He's like a kid down there!"

Come to think of it, this is the first picture of Favre that doesn't have Madden's telestrator squiggles all over it. We're just waiting for a pic of Lil' Brett that has "I DID IT" written over it in Madden's scrawl.

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Originally Posted by Ellis Dee

hehheh.

To be honest, I suspect you're only adopting the "what's the big deal?" position because he's a Viking. Anyone else and I suspect you'd be jumping on your "I have daughters!" high horse. Imagine your daughters received unsoliticed penis pics from guys they work with and who they weren't interested in dating, plus the fact that at the time he was pushing 40 and she was 25.

1. We have no proof it was really Brett favre.
2. Sterger has not accused him of anything or said she was harrassed.
3. How do you know the pics were unsolicited? Sterger has not said that.
4. How do you know she wasn't interested in Favre? She hasn't said that either.
5. Sending a picture of a penis, while exceedingly lame, is not on a par with harrassment or assault unless it becomes persistent and unwanted.
6. Am I really supposed to be insensed at the the notion of a 40 year old banging a 25 year old? Why would you think that would bother me?

[Really Not All That Bright]

Originally Posted by Diogenes the Cynic

I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next King of England.

She's so hot I'd cross swords with Dio to get a piece.

[Hamlet]

Originally Posted by Diogenes the Cynic

2. Sterger has not accused him of anything or said she was harrassed.
3. How do you know the pics were unsolicited? Sterger has not said that.
4. How do you know she wasn't interested in Favre? She hasn't said that either.
5. Sending a picture of a penis, while exceedingly lame, is not on a par with harrassment or assault unless it becomes persistent and unwanted.

How much do you want to bet that Favre throws some money her way to settle the case precisely so that she doesn't she doesn't go public? Gloria Allred will get her cut and Sterger will get some cash, and Favre will get to try and pretend it didn't happen.

[Diogenes the Cynic]

"Settle her case?" What "case?" Sterger has not filed any case against him, or made any allegations or said a word about this. There isn't any legal case at all. The only investigation being done is by the NFL.

[Gangster Octopus]

Originally Posted by Diogenes the Cynic

5. Sending a picture of a penis, while exceedingly lame, is not on a par with harrassment or assault unless it becomes persistent and unwanted.

Wait, really, if a co-worker sends another co-worker a picture of their penis, but it is just one or two times, it is not sexual harrasssment? Do you really believe that? I don't know if that is what happened in this case, as you point out there is still a lot of unknowns, but I pretty darn sure that ther are no free passers on number of penis pictures you can send unsolicited to a co-worker.

[Diogenes the Cynic]

These were not coworkers, but even so, it's only harrassment if the recipent feels harrassed.

[Hamlet]

Originally Posted by Diogenes the Cynic

"Settle her case?" What "case?" Sterger has not filed any case against him, or made any allegations or said a word about this. There isn't any legal case at all. The only investigation being done is by the NFL.

As I assumed you were aware, a case does not have to be filed before the parties involved can agree to a settlement and, most importantly, a confidentiality agreement. My guess is that such a settlement occurs in this case, with Sterger getting some cash, Allred getting her cut, and Favre getting a confidentiality agreement that will cut short the NFL's ability to investigate. At least that's how I see this playing out.

And it's Deanna I feel sorry for, not Sterger.