British Petroleum has not sucked my cock yet

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

British Petroleum, the only outcome I will find acceptable is your disincorporation. I really don’t care if it causes jobs to be lost, money to be spent, an energy crisis, or heavens forbid, bad feelings between America and the Brits. Your company is a menace. You have caused more harm to my country than Al Qaeda and the Taliban combined. Fuck you, go to hell, and especially fuck you for the latest:

In an address to the annual conference of British business lobby group, the CBI, [BP Chief Exec.Bob Dudley] said there had been: "A great rush to judgment by a fair number of observers before the full facts could possibly be known, even from some in our industry.

“I watched graphic projections of oil swirling around the gulf, around Florida, across and around Bermuda to England – these appeared authoritative and inevitable. The public fear was everywhere,” he said.

Hey motherfucker: the ‘public fear’ was everywhere because* you caused the worst environmental catastrophe in practically anyone’s experience*, not because it was reported. You are a dumbfuck.

Dudley’s comments on Monday echoed those he made early in the 87-day crisis during a television interview, when he said scientists who argued the well was gushing up to 70,000 barrels per day (bpd) were “scaremongering.”

At the time, Dudley said the “best estimate” of the flow rate was 5,000 bpd.

A government panel later put the flow rate at 62,000 bpd.

Yeah, it is the media’s fault, and not your company uncorking 200+ million fucking gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico.

This company has lies as its foundation and bullshit as its substance. You are an enemy of humankind.

The only defense against a company like yours is your non existence. Get off our soil. Abandon all your American projects. You are not welcome here. Suck my cock and then fuck off. Then cease to exist.

[Rhythmdvl]

But… but … but it’s not in the news anymore. That means there wasn’t any long-term environmental damage, doesn’t it? And BP is paying everyone for their losses, aren’t they, so it’s okay, isn’t it?

[Novelty_Bobble]

Your arguments are knee-jerkish.

Your use of British Petroleum instead of the more correct “BP” suggests you aren’t as clued up as you should be.
And why does their nationality matter anyway? Would it make a difference if it were proved that USA contractors and suppliers were also responsible for errors?..oh, wait a sec!

If BP keeps trading successfully they get the chance to correct their error and make financial amends. If they are broken up, that won’t happen.

You appear to be wishing a lot of innocent parties lose their livelihoods to make amends for lots of people losing their livelihoods.

Criminal charges for the deaths and damage? fine. But breaking up the company is short sighted and based on your language used, possibly based on unwarranted xenophobia.

Tell me, what do you think should have happened to Union Carbide? quote from wikipedia

Union Carbide became infamous for the worst ever industrial disaster that took place at its plant in Bhopal, India in 1984. The catastrophe exposed about 500,000 people to the highly toxic methyl isocyanate and killed over 15,000.[3] Union Carbide was found liable for the disaster but has denied responsibility for the incident. After being sued by the Government of India, Union Carbide agreed to an out-of-court settlement of US$470 million in 1989

[Darth_Nader]

Enjoy.

[villa]

@Novelty_Bobble

Tell me, what do you think should have happened to Union Carbide?

Come on. Since when has killing thousands of non-white people been even in the same ballpark as polluting the environment where good upstanding white folk live?

[Steophan]

British Petroleum ceased to exist over a decade ago. Whatever your reason for hating it, this news should please you.

[Dissonance]

@Try2B_Comprehensive

Your company is a menace. You have caused more harm to my country than Al Qaeda and the Taliban combined.

BP flew planes into buildings at the heart of the American economy and killed 3,000 people? And then got us into a protracted ground war killing over 2,000 more? I must have missed that bit in the news. Your I hate the Brits schtick is getting old. Scratch that, it’s been old for a while.

[Zsofia]

@villa

Come on. Since when has killing thousands of non-white people been even in the same ballpark as polluting the environment where good upstanding white folk live?

I know I’m not the only American who would be perfectly happy to see Union Carbide burn for Bhopal.

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

@Novelty_Bobble

Your arguments are knee-jerkish.

Your use of British Petroleum instead of the more correct “BP” suggests you aren’t as clued up as you should be.
And why does their nationality matter anyway? Would it make a difference if it were proved that USA contractors and suppliers were also responsible for errors?..oh, wait a sec!

If BP keeps trading successfully they get the chance to correct their error and make financial amends. If they are broken up, that won’t happen.

You appear to be wishing a lot of innocent parties lose their livelihoods to make amends for lots of people losing their livelihoods.

Criminal charges for the deaths and damage? fine. But breaking up the company is short sighted and based on your language used, possibly based on unwarranted xenophobia.

Tell me, what do you think should have happened to Union Carbide? quote from wikipedia

The liquidation of BP ought to we worth enough to cover the cost of the damage. They don’t need to continue as a going concern for that.

I wouldn’t mind at all if Union Carbide were no longer welcome in India. Broken up? Maybe.

And really, nobody but the top execs need to lose their jobs. If oil and gas resources are taken over by more responsible parties, the workers do the same thing they’ve been doing. Albeit more safely.

Is my reaction still somewhat stupid? I suppose so. The explanation is that I am still absolutely furious, and perhaps irrational on this issue.

Fuck BP! :mad:

[Laudenum]

FFS, the company is called BP, not British Petroleum.

It has been nearly ten years since it was called that, you sad little gombeen.

Last time I checked, the single biggest shareholding group were American.

[Enderw24]

I can’t believe that literally half the replies in this thread have been about how BP isn’t British Petroleum. The argument is pedantic at its best and goes nowhere towards supporting or denying the claims made in the OP (that’s “Original Post” to those in the know).

If I’m ranting against the chicken conglomorates of the world, I think I’d be perfectly fine railing against Kentucky Fried Chicken even if that gives you the vapors and you must needs to point out that it’s been KFC since 1997 and to call it by its name of Kentucky bespeaks a xenophobic view towards all Southern gentlemen and ladies. F that.

[villa]

I think the purpose of that is that the OP has a (very small) hard on about the British. He seems to find BP as representative of the United Kingdom as a whole, showing staggering ignorance of multinational corporation structure generally.

[Guinastasia]

Is Try2B Comprehensive a member of the IRA or something? That would explain a LOT.

[Laudenum]

@Guinastasia

Is Try2B Comprehensive a member of the IRA or something? That would explain a LOT.

I doubt it - few people our way paid THAT much attention to the whole BP thing.

[kidchameleon]

@Zsofia

I know I’m not the only American who would be perfectly happy to see Union Carbide burn for Bhopal.

Great, kill off more people with the emissions…

[Guinastasia]

@Laudenum

I doubt it - few people our way paid THAT much attention to the whole BP thing.

Well, that was the only explanation I could find for his utter hatred of all things British. (He had a thread about “what was the worst attrocity of the British Empire” or something)

[villa]

I still stand by my original “lost his girlfriend” to a British guy. Except I think now that she was never actually his girlfriend, just a girl he shares a couple of classes with but has obsessed over since kindergarten, who is now completely bemused that he is calling her a tramp and a whore for starting to date this British guy.

[Dissonance]

@Enderw24

If I’m ranting against the chicken conglomorates of the world, I think I’d be perfectly fine railing against Kentucky Fried Chicken even if that gives you the vapors and you must needs to point out that it’s been KFC since 1997 and to call it by its name of Kentucky bespeaks a xenophobic view towards all Southern gentlemen and ladies. F that.

Clearly you’ve missed his recent one-trick pony threads and posts. Like this.

You may never care much for me due to my recent bout with anti-Brit bias, but if you keep watching you will see that I am at least honest.

Well as long as you’re honest about it it’s okay.:rolleyes:

[Kal]

Man, I thought this was gonna be about the story that BP has been donating to the midterm campaign funds of Tea Party-friendly politicians. Then I saw who the OP was.

@villa

I still stand by my original “lost his girlfriend” to a British guy. Except I think now that she was never actually his girlfriend, just a girl he shares a couple of classes with but has obsessed over since kindergarten, who is now completely bemused that he is calling her a tramp and a whore for starting to date this British guy.

Nonsense. The backstory clearly involves a long distance internet relationship with a petite Asian girl which ended when she turned out to be Big Dave, a 20 stone lorry driver from Barnsley.

[Novelty_Bobble]

@Enderw24

If I’m ranting against the chicken conglomorates of the world, I think I’d be perfectly fine railing against Kentucky Fried Chicken even if that gives you the vapors and you must needs to point out that it’s been KFC since 1997 and to call it by its name of Kentucky bespeaks a xenophobic view towards all Southern gentlemen and ladies. F that.

But if you call it “Kentucky Fried Chicken” as a lame attempt to imply people from that state want to cause widespread obesity and associated issues, well, you’d be a cock wouldn’t you?