I hate BP.

Don’t you?

Why?

Blood pressure sucks. Or do you mean British Petroleum aka, or someting else?

Because.

“And in this slide, we see a pelican raucously enjoying an oil bath, which may have enormous benefits in terms of feather lubricration and parasite suppression. Such benefits were previously unavailable for wild penguins, but, as you can see, they take to the opporunity with great enthusiasm…”

Thank you. I needed that win so badly.

Didn’t you already do this thread, OP?

Oh yes, you did. About five times. And I’m not kidding.

And various I hate Britain threads.

Give it a rest or find a new hobby.

NM.

I fucked up the links.

I guess he’s just trying to be comprehensive.

  1. A Hateful Curse On BP
  2. Is BP Doing Enough To Clean Up the Oil Spill?
  3. British Petroleum has not sucked my cock yet
  4. Explain the process by which BP gets a fresh permit to drill in the Gulf
  5. Can’t we stop those dicks at BP from drilling the Gulf?
  6. Might BP p.l.c. yet be destroyed?
  7. The BP Oil Spill Has Negatively Impacted My Attitude Towards Brits
  8. Menedez et al.: Now Is Not The Time To Sell Out America To BP
  9. Drill, Baby,Drill!

And, of course, this thread is number 10. But with only 5 words in the OP, I think he’s just given up. Number 11 will just be: BP :frowning:

Yeah, the number of threads, combined with the complete lack of effort in this one, suggests that he’s just trolling now.

Maybe you’re right. I certainly did feel strongly about it at the time though.

Then again, killing the GOM isn’t exacly something that just goes away, or do you think it is?

Despite the failure of the “top-kill junk shot,” board engineers are hopeful that the “butt-cork jam thrust” will succeed in containing the unchecked spill of threads from the OP’s blowhole.

Maybe the OP is the CEO of Shell.

Maybe? Of course they’re right and this is just an empty useless rant(it’s not even that actually) that brings nothing new to a horse that you’ve beaten to death with similar bollocks.

I understand there is a rule against one trick ponies.

Heh. I have some kind of problem all right. I don’t remember ever being so furious about anything, ever. The Al Qaeda terrorists, by way of excuse, can fall back on being our hateful enemies if nothing else. And 10 years times 100,000 troops leaves me feeling like there is a lid on that situation. But *poisoning the fucking sea *takes the cake. With this, there is a mad colossus loose on the Earth, and it is such great pals with the other colossi that none will get rid of it. The bride is an old whore, and we watched her leave a turd on the altar! The priest is a lusting, zombie goat, and he is laughing at YOU! The church is upside-down, it is underwater, on a volcano, the organ farts enormous amounts of oil, and the zombie goat is at the controls! Justice is merely a word! I’m in a rowboat on a sea of heartbreak. I can’t even drink myself blind with grief, I have to meet a dozen students for Thanksgiving dinner. And let’s face it, Lions-Packers is probably the game of the year…

Wtf. Why am I typing this in the middle of the night? Because I am having a fucking nightmare, that’s why. I am not a natural-born hater. Really I just want to pay my bills and read my books. This issue turns me into a real asshole. It leaves me feeling like I want to run away, but I know it doesn’t work that way. It’s a mountain of shit behind a thin curtain. You really would think I’d have gotten over it by now. Worse things have happened in history- not many, but it’s true. In life I’m productive to the point of hyperactivity, I’ve been resilient in the face of plenty of heartbreaking defeats and picked myself up again. But this one leaves me seething. It boils. Nothing has ever been so infuriating.

I’m not going to actually do anything besides seethe and rant. But this is crazy. Assuming BP can’t be eliminated, how do I get over it?

Jeez, it may not be haute cuisine, but BP reliably makes a decent meal at a decent price. Why the hate?

I guess this is my chance to apologize for the anti-Brit threads. I admit to harboring some irrational anti-Brit prejudice, and while plenty of Brits have committed nefarious deeds throughout history, Brits today are liable to be as cool as anybody else. The Brits I know AFAICT don’t even have anything wrong with their teeth.

I hate trolls. Don’t you?