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Old 02-03-2001, 11:21 AM
Fionn Fionn is offline
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Thanks to a bench that sadistically jumped in front of me as I was walking on campus, I now have a bruise on my leg. It happened a few days ago. I'm sure I would feel differently if I got it doing something exciting like mountain biking or jumping off a plane, but as it is I'm getting tired of explaining to people that I just don't know how to walk. Does anyone know any ways of eradidicating or at least minimizing bruises?
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Old 02-03-2001, 12:07 PM
Qadgop the Mercotan Qadgop the Mercotan is online now
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If you ice the area and use moderate pressure very early on (ie before the bruise even appears), this will help reduce it. Once it's appeared, the best thing for it is tincture of time.

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Old 02-03-2001, 06:34 PM
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I agree with Qad that it's too late now. However, I would suggest that incipient bruises be treated elevation in addition to cold and compression.
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Old 02-03-2001, 06:49 PM
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I've found that frequent massage speeds up the removal of bruises. My arms and legs are constantly getting bruised so I get to try some real controlled experiments on this. Heat also seesm to help, though not as much.
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Old 02-03-2001, 07:11 PM
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Heat relief cream works very well.
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Old 02-04-2001, 11:07 PM
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If you can do this pretty quickly after the incident, it works quite well.....leeches. They wont go after the "dead blood" - the stuff you see when a bruise forms, but are very effective for swelling and bruising.
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Old 02-04-2001, 11:16 PM
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Why don't you just wear pants until it goes away naturally?
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