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Old 11-19-2010, 05:25 PM
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Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Here's a new thread for the holidays folks.

What would antimatter look like?
Nuclear war aftermath...
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Old 11-19-2010, 05:36 PM
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The worst thing someone could say about you to your face
Help! My fiance won't quit bleeding!


It's only bad if they're the one that cut you.
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Old 11-19-2010, 06:34 PM
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Nuclear war aftermath...
I'm Going to Read the Bible Out Loud, Beginning to End


Not in my shelter, you're not.
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Old 11-19-2010, 06:56 PM
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Most Over-the-Top Morality Fable for Children or Teens
The whiny impotent sychophant little impotent bitches in Beijing and the Noble prize


Way over the top but we get the picture
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Old 11-20-2010, 02:16 AM
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tomndebb, please explain...
Japanese Tentacle Porn


Why do you think he is an authority on this subject?
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Old 11-20-2010, 03:28 AM
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One should probably wear gloves when.....
Wet and Gusty in Ireland


Well thanks for stating the obvious, pal!
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Old 11-20-2010, 06:03 AM
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Funny vanity plates you've seen lately.
There are some things you just can't Google.
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Old 11-20-2010, 09:03 AM
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I'm rude and love it; what job can I get that best lets me 'be myself' (be rude?)
Sarah Palin: I can beat Obama in 2012


A question about the expanding universe.
Reverse Osmosis water filtration under the sink...how long could this feasibly last?


How long could this feasibly last is good for both.
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Old 11-20-2010, 12:58 PM
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An unsettling coincidence on Google
There are some things you just can't Google.
Teach me to master the internet
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Old 11-20-2010, 01:01 PM
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Apple Green-Chili Pie With Cheddar Crust and Walnut Streusel
Favorite "fictional" recipes
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Old 11-20-2010, 04:42 PM
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A question about the expanding universe.
Size of the universe?


I don't think anybody knows.
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Old 11-20-2010, 11:39 PM
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From the homepage:

This Appeared Over My SDMB...
Japanese Tentacle Porn


Also:

Japanese Tentacle Porn
Do lobsters scream when put...
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Old 11-20-2010, 11:52 PM
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Give me an insight into the motive: pushing an occupied bathroom stall's door/others not occupied

JFK was shot from the sewer


I think that answers your question.
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Old 11-20-2010, 11:53 PM
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Prince Harry's future titles
Cars with Clothes Racks


That's Lord Cars with Clothes Racks. He will also be Duke of Closet Space and King of the Loo.
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Old 11-21-2010, 05:47 AM
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When I was little I thought...
Aw what the hell. Baby pics!


It's just for shits and giggles, then I did.

What is an airing cupboard?
Missingmoney.com - found me $336.00


Don't forget to check out Granny's Old Arm Chair.
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Old 11-21-2010, 08:09 AM
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How Can I Fix My BAD CAT?
Jetpack! No, really!

Yup. Step 1, attach BAD CAT to jetpack. Step 2, turn on jetpack. Step 3, profit!
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Old 11-21-2010, 11:23 AM
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One should probably wear gloves when.....
Anyone else flush before they finish?
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Old 11-21-2010, 11:31 AM
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News Flash: The "Red Baron \" Was Killed By a Bullet From the Ground!
JFK was shot from the sewer
Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid.


So much shooting, with the bullets and the guns and the screaming and the pain...
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Old 11-21-2010, 03:36 PM
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Assessment test gems: new batch!
keyboard lights up

What made you decide to divorce?
Okay, Now I'm Just Sabotaging Myself
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Old 11-21-2010, 07:55 PM
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What made you decide to divorce?
Lens Implants


I finally got a good look at my wife...
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Old 11-21-2010, 10:13 PM
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What made you decide to divorce?
Funeral Home Etiquette (a bit serious, though)


Divorce? Doesn't the contract end at that point anyway?
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Old 11-22-2010, 10:01 AM
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You know all those band names you folks come up with?
Fixing Saggy Roof?
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Old 11-22-2010, 11:43 AM
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This one made me laugh out loud just now:

What made you decide to divorce?
Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn't know
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Old 11-22-2010, 11:58 AM
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Best indestructible puppy toys?
What is this thing?


It may look like a soggy wad of Kleenex, but it was a stuffed raccoon before my Labrador pup got ahold of it.
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Old 11-22-2010, 01:15 PM
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What time do you eat Thanksgiving dinner?
Amazing Race 11/21/10


It is for many people.

Turkey thawing question (need answer fast)
Sarah Palin's Alaska [spoilers]


Alright I won't thaw it her way.

What is this thing?
a cat question


That's a kitty dingaling.
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Old 11-22-2010, 01:17 PM
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What do you do for a living?
Richard Dawkins reads hate mail



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Are humans meat eaters or vegetarian by nature?
Do lobsters scream when put in boiling water?


OK, so that's one vote for "piscivore" ...
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Old 11-22-2010, 05:42 PM
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Gay TSA officers allowed to grope same-sex passengers?
Friends with Benefits Boundaries?
Experiences You Wish You Had at Age 16


I guess some people have oddly specific fantasies as teenagers....
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Old 11-22-2010, 06:25 PM
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Poll: On the crapper: how many wipes?


Many, many, many wipes.
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Old 11-22-2010, 06:26 PM
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<snip> and King of the Loo.
Aren't all men?
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Old 11-22-2010, 06:45 PM
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Happy Hump Day! Share your funny sex stories

Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

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Old 11-22-2010, 06:48 PM
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Deer Season 'practically a national holiday'; who knew?

Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid.


Or, you know, someone else's.

Last edited by Cat Whisperer; 11-22-2010 at 06:48 PM.
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Old 11-22-2010, 06:54 PM
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Deer Season 'practically a national holiday'; who knew?

Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid.


Or, you know, someone else's.
Hah - I just saw them in the opposite order and came in to post.
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Old 11-22-2010, 06:58 PM
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Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn't know
Enter your 16 digit card number... again (ARG!)


The Polling feature is enabled. What are you going to do about it?
Sarah Palin: I can beat Obama in 2012
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Old 11-22-2010, 09:27 PM
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So TSA Really Is An Acronym For ...
Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn't know


Maybe in a foreign language.
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Old 11-23-2010, 06:16 AM
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We Have Pigeon Eggs
I have health insurance!!!!!!!


Health insurance tops eggs any day.

Where'd your username come from?
Spitfire Beer- Good God People!


Ok. Sorry I asked. Calm down.

I just spent 40 minutes soaking my feet in tea
Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories


So that's what you do with those gift boxed teas. What a lame gift.
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Old 11-23-2010, 08:03 AM
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What made you decide to divorce?
10 hour back-up on I-5 iin Seattlle


That'd do it for most couples. Some can barely tolerate a long red light.
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Old 11-23-2010, 09:22 AM
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Body Scan or Pat Down?
Do People Stare At You, And Why Do They Do That?


I look simply fabulous with or without clothes.
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Old 11-23-2010, 09:45 AM
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Let's have fun with the TSA this holiday season!
I just spent 40 minutes soaking my feet in tea


Soak your groin area in tea and I bet the TSA doesn't linger there very long.
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Old 11-23-2010, 11:04 AM
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Prince William to marry
Chandra Levy Found?
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Old 11-23-2010, 12:12 PM
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What did Sarah Palin shoot
What would prompt fighter jets to escort a plane?
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Old 11-23-2010, 12:40 PM
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Can anyone explain this light bulb joke?
Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn't know
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:16 PM
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Last Day On The Job
Silly Little Things That Bring You Joy
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Old 11-23-2010, 03:06 PM
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Shows you never thought would make you cry...
They cancelled "New Yankee Workshop" ... a year ago
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I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but shouldn't we just take the warning labels off everything and let the problem deal with itself?
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Old 11-23-2010, 03:12 PM
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What were my Indian neighbors doing last night?
1960's era conscription


Is this some weird Indian sex fantasy game? "You play the evil draft board, Ashok, and I'll be the unwilling draftee."
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Old 11-23-2010, 03:46 PM
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Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories
Stampede Massacre at Phnom Penh Festival
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Old 11-23-2010, 04:30 PM
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The truly great threads in SDMB history

Poll: On the crapper: how many wipes?


Oh, yeah, that's an instant classic.
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Old 11-23-2010, 06:29 PM
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Body Scan or Pat Down?
Friends with Benefits Boundaries
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Old 11-23-2010, 06:33 PM
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How to grind up lamb finely without food processor
Poll: Do you like high heels?


Stilettos do a swell job.
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Old 11-23-2010, 11:35 PM
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What are you worried about?
Christmas music and atheists
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Old 11-24-2010, 08:22 AM
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Some motherfucker smashed my car window
Are math students really this bad?


The calculus thugs are the worst. "Your money, or the solution to this parametric equation."
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