Gay male/straight female GLEE fans: who's your favorite male cast member?

[Sampiro]

If you just absolutely had to make sweet sweet love with a male cast member of GLEE, who would it be? (Don't worry about whether the character or actor is gay, straight, too young or whatever- assume that whatever type you are totally autotune their libido.)

[Biggirl]

Puck. Especially if he does some shirtless cleaning or gardening first.

Getting older has re-ordered my priorities, apparently.

[twickster]

Schu. Just can't ignore the seriously underage thing, even though the actors aren't.

Plus, six-pack and dimples.

[Antinor01]

Sam. That boy makes me have very bad thoughts.

Then I'd go shopping with Kurt.

[Maggie the Ocelot]

Puck, with Mike Chang a close second.

[Ludy]

Mike Chang, with Puck a close second

[alphaboi867]

Puck or Mike Change for fucking, though I'd prefer Mike or Finn as an actual boyfriend.

[Sigmagirl]

Mike, with a picture of Sam on the wall.

[lshaw]

Mike Chang - with moves like his, I don't even care about the rest of the cast members

[MovieMogul]

It's threads like this that contribute to us straight males feeling marginalized in society.

[multimediac17]

Puck Puck Puck Puck Puck

[Sampiro]

Originally Posted by ArchiveGuy

It's threads like this that contribute to us straight males feeling marginalized in society.

It gets better. (I'm told, I can't really provide a cite.)

[Wile E]

I'm glad to see Mike getting so much love. I have a thing for Asians, he's hot and he's pretty normal compared to everyone else.

[DMark]

Who doesn't like a good Puck?

[Rigamarole]

Gay male/straight female GLEE fans

Is there any other kind?

[DMark]

And yet, surprisingly, FOX intends to air a special episode of GLEE immediately following - the Superbowl?!

I mean, I'll watch it, but it strikes me as a bit odd in timing - "Hey Ed, Joe, Fred, Bubba - great game! Crack open a couple more brewskies and let's watch Glee now!"
That only happens in Gay porn...hmm...maybe I should ask for a new video camera for Christmas.

[Antinor01]

Looks like I get Sam all to myself so far. I can't say I'm displeased.

[gregorio]

Hey! I wanna see the results. So I'm going to vote. Besides my same sex crush on Ian Hanomansing is getting a little old. Hmmm, on viewing that clip, no it's not. It's the voice. Man that's smooth. He's shorter than you think in real life.

Uh . . . where was I?

I guess I'd go for Puck. Why do the bad boys get all the action?

Sampiro, did you leave out Blaine (Darren Criss) on purpose?

[DianaG]

Originally Posted by Antinor01

Looks like I get Sam all to myself so far. I can't say I'm displeased.

He's all yours. I'm not getting past the ladylips, even when he eventually finishes puberty.

Definitely Puck, he's the only one who looks like a grownup, except Will of course, but he's way too whiny to be sexually attractive. The rest of them are adorable, but not hot.

[Sampiro]

Originally Posted by gregorio

Sampiro, did you leave out Blaine (Darren Criss) on purpose?

Not really, he's just not a regular yet. And he counts as "other".

Poor Artie- not surprising, he's a cute little guy and all but when he's up against the others it's like wondering why nobody's touching the fat-free tofu meatballs at a barbecue. The biggest surprise is that Sam's doing no better than Kurt.

Cory Monteith/Finn is the only who's done a nude scene to my knowledge (rear only- I won't link but search youtube for Cory Monteith Bloody Mary).

[jackdavinci]

If it's more than a hookup then Sam - hot and also sweet. If it's just a hook up then maybe Puck, with first season body and second season personality. Boys School guy is pretty cute too but we haven't seen him shirtless yet.

[Leiko]

Voted for Mike Chang, but if I'd noticed the other option I'd have gone with Blaine. He's Harry Freaking Potter, for crying out loud, of course he's my favorite!

[jackdavinci]

Originally Posted by Leiko

Voted for Mike Chang, but if I'd noticed the other option I'd have gone with Blaine. He's Harry Freaking Potter, for crying out loud, of course he's my favorite!

He does get cool points for musical Harry Potter. However we have to subtract points for his pre-Glee hairstyle.

[panache45]

Puck. You mean there are other guys in the show?

[Sampiro]

For Darren Criss fans, here's his song from the next episode.

[BillDozer74]

Typical reactions to this scene: "You tell 'em Burt!" or "That's not really fair; Kurt was stalking Finn!"

My reaction to that scene: "DAMN, Mike O'Malley's hot when he gets butch!"

Hey, schlubby middle-aged dudes need lovin' too.

[Slow Moving Vehicle]

Originally Posted by lshaw

Mike Chang - with moves like his, I don't even care about the rest of the cast members

So then did you find Artie hot when he got up out of his chair and danced to "Safety Dance"? Kevin McHale is a dancer, and he showed some chops in that scene.

'Course, if I were a gay man/straight woman, I'd have a hard time getting over the haircut.

[Sampiro]

Which is even worse when he's not in character. Before GLEE he played a Goth kid on TRUE BLOOD.

[olivesmarch4th]

Finn all the way. Pun intended.

[delphica]

Mike Chang, although he will always be "Other Asian" to me.

Puck is a very close second.

[waterj2]

Originally Posted by Sampiro

Which is even worse when he's not in character. Before GLEE he played a Goth kid on TRUE BLOOD.

I think he looks better out of character. I'm not really into that Justin Bieber hairdo, but he at least looks old enough to not be creepy. Chris Colfer also tends to vary a bit for me, generally hotter out of character, from what I've seen. Jonathan Groff is the other way. I thought he was hotter in character as Jesse than pictures I've seen of him out of character.

After watching tonight's episode with a mind to narrow things down, I'm going with Sam. I swear I'm not really into that hairdo, but he looked so hot during their routine at finals. They could have tossed in a superfluous, not-really-related-to-the-plot shirtless scene if they loved me, but I'll forgive them this once. If Blaine was included, this might have been rather more difficult.

[kittenblue]

Since Burt wasn't on the list, I went with Will...but Puck would be awful fun for a night or two. But he's much too young...triggers my mom switch. just like all the other guys. And Finn's eyebrows make me a bit crazy. And not in a good way. And Sam's lips are just weird.

[waterj2]

Originally Posted by kittenblue

Since Burt wasn't on the list, I went with Will...but Puck would be awful fun for a night or two. But he's much too young...triggers my mom switch. just like all the other guys. And Finn's eyebrows make me a bit crazy. And not in a good way. And Sam's lips are just weird.

If it helps, Mark Salling is actually 28 years old. If Will's fine (Matthew Morrison is 32) Puck should be OK as well.

[Stauderhorse]

Will Schuester all the way. Puck is a very, very close second.

[singular1]

Dammit! That'll teach me to vote before reading the question! I didn't realize it was sweet sweet love makin' I was voting on, so I picked Artie because he's a great character and his voice is dreamy. Normally I do Puck in a hot minute, but if I'm going to stay true to my voice, Artie's gonna have to sing to me during!

[Misnomer]

Originally Posted by Stauderhorse

Will Schuester all the way. Puck is a very, very close second.

Exact opposite for me: Puck is easily the hottest guy on that show (or pretty much any other show, come to think of it), but Will is right up there.

[purplehorseshoe]

Originally Posted by delphica

Mike Chang, although he will always be "Other Asian" to me.

Puck is a very close second.

I came in here to say the exact same thing, word for word.



I less than three you, Other Asian. Now, take that shirt off again. Puck, you help him.

I wonder if either of them taste like dip ... or sometimes burgers ...

[Angua]

Originally Posted by Stauderhorse

Will Schuester all the way. Puck is a very, very close second.

This.