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Old 03-15-2011, 09:28 AM
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What happens when a snake bites a fake boob?

IT DIES!!

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The story of what happened when Israeli model Orit Fox appeared alongside a snake on Spanish television is troubling for a number of reasons. First, because one of these creatures is getting groped and exploited, and it's impossible to tell which. Next, because one silicone-laced bite of Fox's breast was enough to poison a sizable reptile, yet she has two of those things floating atop her ribcage every day. But our deepest sympathy goes out to the dearly departed snake, who probably just thought he was fighting a mongoose.
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:47 AM
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Poor snake.
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:48 AM
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This doesn't seem right. Those silicone (or saline) implants are covered with real flesh and capillary-filled tissue, which can absorb poison and transmit it through the body. Snake fangs aren't all that long, and I wouldn't expect them to pierce the implant itself. Furthermore, it's not like a mosquito bite -- the snake isn't sucking up anything through those fangs. So why should it die? That's not even taking account of the fact that silicone is pretty damned inert. I could see drowning or suffocating a snake with silicone, but even if it got some on its fang, the effect should have been nothing.


I cry "false" on the whole thing. Looks like a publicity-seeking effort to me, at a quick glance. I'll look at it in more detail when I get home. But, really? A snake dies because it bit an implant? Not a chance.
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:52 AM
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And I was about to respond "Need answer fast?"
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:54 AM
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I agree with Cal.
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:10 AM
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If you listen very closely you can hear the snake....

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Old 03-15-2011, 10:17 AM
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Yeah, ridiculous. Maybe the snake died, sure. But I'm betting if it did it was because someone broke its spine freaking out that it bit someone. Fangs don't suck like vampire tales, the tooth is going to fill the gap until the snake releases, so silicone isn't gushing into the snake's mouth, and even if it did, you can swallow silicone with no ill effects. (And that's assuming her implants were silicone and not saline, which is so harmless we inject it straight into veins!)

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Old 03-15-2011, 11:03 AM
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Yeah, ridiculous. Maybe the snake died, sure. But I'm betting if it did it was because someone broke its spine freaking out that it bit someone. Fangs don't suck like vampire tales, the tooth is going to fill the gap until the snake releases, so silicone isn't gushing into the snake's mouth, and even if it did, you can swallow silicone with no ill effects. (And that's assuming her implants were silicone and not saline, which is so harmless we inject it straight into veins!)
In addition, the linked story reports the woman was given a tetanus shot and released after a few hours of observation.

So, we're to assume the snake died of silicone poisoning, but she will be just fine with a leaky silicone implant in her body. Uh-huh.
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:17 AM
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Yeah, I call "Falsies" on that one.
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:16 PM
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A snake dies because it bit an implant? Not a chance.
It was right there in the story. The snake went tits-up.
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:41 PM
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Snakes gots tits?
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:54 PM
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What happens when a snake bites a fake boob? You hear a hissing sound.

Actually, what Cal said.
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:59 PM
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I call bullshit, too. Everyone knows snakes are into feet, not breasts.
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Old 03-15-2011, 01:06 PM
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For some real fun and games, the snake should have chowed down on her tongue. I think the whole thing is a scam; the snake looks like a constrictor of some sort. She probably had a live mouse glued to her secondary sexual characteristic.
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Old 03-15-2011, 01:08 PM
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This doesn't seem right. Those silicone (or saline) implants are covered with real flesh and capillary-filled tissue, which can absorb poison and transmit it through the body.

The snake in the video looks like a non-poisonous constrictor, so I wouldn't worry about that. I'm also doubtful, as are you, as to cause of death for the snake. Mishandling would seem more likely.
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Old 03-15-2011, 01:17 PM
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Yeah, I call "Falsies" on that one.
BS was my first reaction, too. It's reassuring to be able to come here, where other people get it. And nobody is complaining that knowing it's BS is "ruining it."
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Old 03-15-2011, 01:47 PM
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Now that I think on it ISTR that there are theories the biblical forbidden fruits were actually Eve's rack....



...not really, I just made that up I just really love boobies...
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:22 PM
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The snake is a common red-tail boa constrictor. It does not have fangs, only small sharp teeth. While certainly capable of drawing blood, they would not penetrate anywhere near deeply enough to pierce an implant. Even if it did, the animal caught her with the side of it's mouth, and unless it took a mouthful with it, (which it didn't) there is no way that silicone could have gotten into it's mouth.
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Old 03-15-2011, 05:12 PM
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Orit Fox is probably fill with so many toxic by-products of cosmetics that she poisoned it.

Google Image her name. You'll see. Truckstop trash.
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Old 03-15-2011, 07:00 PM
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No need to change my opinion, except that non-poisonous snake teeth are generally shorter than fangs, so it's even less likely (less than zero) to peneytrate the implant.


What's up with the guy's T-shirt? "La Puta Madre 69" = "Of the Whore Mother 69"
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Old 03-16-2011, 02:58 AM
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Snakes gots tits?
Ann Coulthard?
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Old 03-16-2011, 04:26 AM
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Snakes eat tits all the time, if they're fast enough.
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Old 03-16-2011, 06:01 AM
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Oh, no it didn't.

The author of the original article had quipped that the snake "died of silicone poisoning." However, all of the media outlets that relayed the story were whooshed and reported the story as if it were fact. The snake was not killed.
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Old 03-16-2011, 01:27 PM
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Isn't that a constricter?
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