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Old 03-21-2011, 02:22 PM
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Are roadrunners good to eat?

Was the coyote pursuing a delicacy?
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Old 03-21-2011, 02:28 PM
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They're a bit on the chewy side. Huge drumsticks, though.


Actually, I've never had one, but would assume it would taste like any other game bird. I just cooked a pheasant for dinner recently. Very delicious.
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Old 03-21-2011, 02:30 PM
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Very yummy.
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Old 03-21-2011, 02:31 PM
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Are roadrunners good to eat?
Never ate one, but they sure are fun to drive!
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Old 03-21-2011, 02:33 PM
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They're tiny. There's probably more meat on frogs' legs.
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Old 03-21-2011, 02:43 PM
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Not a lot of marbeling, I guess because there's a real shortage of Roadrunner feed lots. In fact, "it mainly feeds on insects, with the addition of small reptiles (including rattlesnakes up to 60 cm long), rodents and other small mammals, spiders, scorpions, centipedes, millipedes, small birds (particularly from feeders and birdhouses) and eggs, and carrion."

If it is what it eats, then you probably won't mistake it for a ribeye.
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Old 03-21-2011, 02:47 PM
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Yes, but catching them is the problem. Although I believe there's a company which sells a variety of roadrunner traps, unbelievably fast delivery times too.
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Old 03-21-2011, 02:52 PM
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Yes, but catching them is the problem. Although I believe there's a company which sells a variety of roadrunner traps, unbelievably fast delivery times too.
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Old 03-21-2011, 03:04 PM
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Their Latin name isn't Tastyus supersonicus for nothing, you know.
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:33 PM
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*sigh* I'll have to get back to you on that.
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:35 PM
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*sigh* I'll have to get back to you on that.
No luck yet, huh, pal?
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Old 03-21-2011, 05:04 PM
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May I suggest , "Diced Roadrunner Ragu served on a Roulette Wheel, the best!
Or Maybe just plain old sauer-Road Runner-braten like Mother used to make.
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Old 03-21-2011, 05:06 PM
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They're tiny. There's probably more meat on frogs' legs.
They’re not that tiny - probably the size of a hen, certainly bigger than a pigeon.
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Old 03-21-2011, 07:12 PM
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They’re not that tiny - probably the size of a hen, certainly bigger than a pigeon.
They actually look remarkably like the yummy one up there in post #3, Wile E's nemesis.
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Old 03-21-2011, 07:13 PM
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I have another board, where people eat squirrels and such. I'll ask over ther and get back to y'all.
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Old 03-21-2011, 07:29 PM
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I've never noticed in the cartoon that the thighs taste like double martinis. That's, like, four martinis!
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Old 03-21-2011, 07:41 PM
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I've never noticed in the cartoon that the thighs taste like double martinis. That's, like, four martinis!
They aught to have xxx tattoos, huh?
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Old 03-21-2011, 07:45 PM
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I've never noticed in the cartoon that the thighs taste like double martinis. That's, like, four martinis!
Like they say, liquor is quicker.
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Old 03-21-2011, 08:03 PM
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But Bird is the Word.
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Old 03-21-2011, 08:32 PM
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*sigh* I'll have to get back to you on that.
quite clever. Really!
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Old 03-21-2011, 08:56 PM
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I'd rate them right below penguin... but certainly better than hummingbird if we're talking about the flesh. As eggs go, it's hard to beat hummingbird egg rancheros.
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:21 PM
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As eggs go, it's hard to beat hummingbird egg rancheros.
Unless you have a very tiny whisk.
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:33 PM
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They’re not that tiny - probably the size of a hen, certainly bigger than a pigeon.
They're much smaller than a typical hen, weighing about 300 gm (10 ounces), and are roughly the same weight as a domestic pigeon.
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:34 PM
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Tiny whisk.
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Old 03-21-2011, 10:31 PM
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I'll just note that as a native bird they are protected from being killed in the US.
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Old 03-21-2011, 11:10 PM
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Satisfaction NOT guaranteed.
Further, the manufacturer makes no guarantee that the device will function in a manner that even remotely resembles the picture on the box, and disclaims any responsibility for any outcome to the user no matter how meticulously they have followed the directions. Ever.
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Old 03-21-2011, 11:32 PM
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They're much smaller than a typical hen, weighing about 300 gm (10 ounces), and are roughly the same weight as a domestic pigeon.
They sure look a lot bigger than that - at least the ones I see. Maybe it's just how elongated they are.
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Old 03-22-2011, 12:36 AM
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They are the acme of eating when it comes to southwestern desert fowl.
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Old 03-22-2011, 04:29 AM
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The store-bought stuff's ok, but when you work for your meal, it just tastes that much better.
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Old 03-22-2011, 12:58 PM
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Here's the real question. One that has plagued me since the day I realized cartoons were not documentaries: Do coyotes actually chase and eat roadrunners?
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Old 03-22-2011, 01:09 PM
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I'd rate them right below penguin...
And Penguins is practically chickens.
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Old 03-22-2011, 01:09 PM
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Here's the real question. One that has plagued me since the day I realized cartoons were not documentaries: Do coyotes actually chase and eat roadrunners?
From Wikipedia, though I don't know if it's tongue-in-cheek or factual:

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Though the coyote is the basis for the character of Wile E. Coyote in the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies animated cartoons, especially about the Road Runner, coyotes have not been known as yet to attack Greater Roadrunners for prey.

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Old 03-23-2011, 10:26 AM
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I must go OOC so I can ask if there's somewhere I can buy this in poster form?


Please don't tell me Acme.
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:42 AM
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I must go OOC so I can ask if there's somewhere I can buy this in poster form?


Please don't tell me Acme.
I Can Has Roderunner Poster?
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Old 03-23-2011, 11:07 AM
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I must go OOC so I can ask if there's somewhere I can buy this in poster form?


Please don't tell me Acme.
Haven't found one but it might be possible to enlarge the image to poster size.
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Old 03-23-2011, 11:26 AM
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I found an Etsy seller (calling themselves "acme products") selling this as a poster but I am leery of buying something like this when it's obviously not a licensed seller and they may just be printing it out themselves.
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:03 PM
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I found an Etsy seller (calling themselves "acme products") selling this as a poster but I am leery of buying something like this when it's obviously not a licensed seller and they may just be printing it out themselves.
Is the image licensed?
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:12 PM
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Is the image licensed?
It was shown in one of the Roadrunner cartoons where the coyote is explaining why he's chasing such a scrawny bird.
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:13 PM
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It was shown in one of the Roadrunner cartoons where the coyote is explaining why he's chasing such a scrawny bird.
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:38 PM
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They sure look a lot bigger than that - at least the ones I see. Maybe it's just how elongated they are.
That's kind of counterintuitive, isn't it? I mean, as they approach c, shouldn't they get shorter?
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:42 PM
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That's kind of counterintuitive, isn't it? I mean, as they approach c, shouldn't they get shorter?
You mean as they approach light speed?
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:44 PM
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Of course. Does c stand for something else where you're posting from?


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Old 03-23-2011, 12:54 PM
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Of course. Does c stand for something else where you're posting from?

Oops, I posted in haste. Didn't see the "c".
Unless you did a quick edit.
Nah!
BTW; I live in Berkeley. I know things like that through osmosis.
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:24 PM
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They're much smaller than a typical hen, weighing about 300 gm (10 ounces), and are roughly the same weight as a domestic pigeon.
2 ft tall is a pretty big pigeon.

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Roadrunner species generally range in size from 18 inches (46 cm) to 24 inches (61 cm) from tail to beak.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadrunner

Okay, I realize about half of that is tailfeather. Hmm, that puts the bird 9 to 12 in. Okay, I guess that is roughly pigeon-sized.
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:42 PM
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That's kind of counterintuitive, isn't it? I mean, as they approach c, shouldn't they get shorter?
There once was a thin bird named Harold,
A delicacy thought to be rare-old.
But he scampered away
To live one more day,
At a lightspeed quite like Fitzgerald.
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:45 PM
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Unless you have a very tiny whisk.
Best thread ever!
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Old 03-24-2011, 06:42 AM
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Here's the real question. One that has plagued me since the day I realized cartoons were not documentaries: Do coyotes actually chase and eat roadrunners?
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From Wikipedia, though I don't know if it's tongue-in-cheek or factual:
I have seen domestic dogs try to catch them. I have never seen one succeed. The roadrunners seemed to regard it as a game. One roadrunner would let my parent's dog chase it, and then, just as the dog was about to catch it, the roadrunner would fly up into a bush, just out of reach.
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Old 03-24-2011, 09:45 AM
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I have seen domestic dogs try to catch them. I have never seen one succeed. The roadrunners seemed to regard it as a game. One roadrunner would let my parent's dog chase it, and then, just as the dog was about to catch it, the roadrunner would fly up into a bush, just out of reach.
Yet another fine example of how real life will often emulate cartoons... ;-)
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Old 03-24-2011, 09:52 AM
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Here's the real question. One that has plagued me since the day I realized cartoons were not documentaries: Do coyotes actually chase and eat roadrunners?
Like any predator, a desert coyote is an opportunist, and if he got the drop on a roadrunner, he wouldn't hesitate to eat it.

BUT... roadrunners are relatively hard to catch and there's not that much meat on them. A coyote wouldn't turn down a roadrunner dinner if it were available, but there are easier and yummier meals available, even in the desert. A nice rabbit, for instance.

Of course, a SMART coyote moves to the city and gorges itself on the goodies in human trashcans.
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:21 AM
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I have seen domestic dogs try to catch them. I have never seen one succeed. The roadrunners seemed to regard it as a game. One roadrunner would let my parent's dog chase it, and then, just as the dog was about to catch it, the roadrunner would fly up into a bush, just out of reach.
I used to have a wolf/dog hybrid who chased them all the time though I suspect it was more for his entertainment. He never really came close.
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