I frequently observe what I like to call “mundane criminal court”. Once or twice a month, I’m obliged – not legally, but I’ve been in the position (beat up a nun one time; stole two coconuts the other; totally joking. traffic violations) of those who are guilty unless you can bum a ride across the state. Crap, my bias is showing. Strike that. So I park on the street – since, you know, why would you provide parking for a courthouse? Crazy talk! Go find some random garage! Risk a tow! (Argh. Its too easy to get annoyed at court.). I actually had a really, REALLY long OP here, but I’m rewriting it here for the sake of everyones patience: bottom line, am I the only one who feels that – heck, even if its simple tradition, goes back to magna-carta-days, blah blah – am I the only one who wants to scream, “Bullshit!” when told to rise for his freakin’ majesty, the Judge? Oh, I understand the whole rationale any Judge (I’m not capitalizing to be snarky; force of habit, and also – isn’t that correct?) will tell you: its about maintaining the decorum of the Court, and the Court is the physical representative of the Law – and thats why we do it. I get it. I even kinda dig the whole formality of it, at times.
But, still: I honestly feel that this is the most egregious violation of our ideal of “equality”, because the Judge – and screw the “representative of the Law” crap, this is a man or woman, and no different from any other Citizen – the Judge really is King/Queen. And as anyone who’s ever witnessed courtrooms presided over by different Judges can tell ya, they apply the law differently…but perhaps thats best left for another day.
Let’s keep it simple: I’ve sat through several thousand minor criminal/motor vehicle/etcetera cases. I’ve probably observed the judicial style of…I dunno, 30 different judges? Something like that. Why should I be forced to stand or face jail? Why can’t I discretely read a book or use my cell (this in a courtroom where cellular phones are allowed, and widely used by the “cool people”, the lawyers, those who have an in. Me? Its strictly up to the bailiffs. If they know me, I’m allowed to use my smartphone to write up what I’ve gotta do. If not? I get what everyone else gets, which is a quiet-but-stern “TURN IT OFF!” signal. Sure, I don’t poop where I eat, and I’m friendly with most of the bailiffs (nah, thats not really their title, but I prefer it to whatever they’re officially called – and it makes me think of Night Court). Basically…is it just me, or, uh, are Judges treated (and not out of true respect, but out of threat of incarceration, or perceived threat thereof – I’ve never seen anyone actually called out on Contempt of Court, and I’ve seen a handful of people who truly deserved it…in that they were obviously and blatantly holding the Court, well, in Contempt, and also disrupting the smooth proceedings thereof. Yeah, theres my fake lawyer-speak, but anyone who sits in court fancies themselves an unofficial lawyer
So, to keep it simple: isn’t “All rise!” at least arguably un-American, in the sense that we’re being forced to pay homage to an individual? And thus, that we’re being forced to elevate that individual (the Judge) above everyone else in the room? I understand the legal argument behind this – I’m curious what people who’ve been in Court feel about it – because I can’t help but feel like there’s something wrong, here. Yes, its a silly thing to waste an hour writing and rewriting (yeah) a GD question on…yes, its not really hurting anyone. But, as the man says, its the principle of the thing.
Amiright?
Postscript: Curious how the procedure goes in countries outside the USA (I hope I mentioned that above – if not, apologies for my US-centrism – when you’re (crap, I hope this was obvious: I’m not the one on trial, in these situations, I’m simply an OBSERVER, and technically any member of the public may observe as I do) in a courtroom, do you feel that the Judge is elevated above mere Citizens? Particularly in those nation-states that do have a nobility/royalty – do you feel that Judges are elevated to that level?
Anyway, any input is happily received. I’m tired, so I hope I made this semi-readable – and sorry about all the ellipses, again