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Old 04-08-2011, 02:06 PM
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"If David Lynch did an advert for bacon, it might look a lot like this"
In 1907, this is what passed for entertainment.

Not only did it inspire the funniest YouTube comment ever, the last 20 seconds will guarantee that you'll never sleep again!
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Old 04-08-2011, 02:18 PM
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I do not hesitate what so ever to speak for everyone when I say, what the fuck?
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Old 04-08-2011, 02:34 PM
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Why does she take his clothes?
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Old 04-08-2011, 02:42 PM
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In 1907, this is what passed for entertainment.

Not only did it inspire the funniest YouTube comment ever, the last 20 seconds will guarantee that you'll never sleep again!
Which comment?
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Old 04-08-2011, 02:43 PM
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Which comment?
The one he used to title this thread, I'm guessing.
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Old 04-08-2011, 02:46 PM
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The one he used to title this thread, I'm guessing.
Oui oui, oink oink.
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Old 04-08-2011, 03:15 PM
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In the immortal words of Tom Servo (or was it Crow T. Robot), "Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel".

I actually recoiled from my computer when the tongue came out.
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Old 04-08-2011, 03:29 PM
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Why does she take his clothes?
Easier access to give him a blow job like she did in the last 20 seconds.
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Old 04-08-2011, 03:36 PM
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The teeth.....ohgodtheteeth....
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Old 04-08-2011, 03:45 PM
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Easier access to give him a blow job like she did in the last 20 seconds.
Some beer just came out of my nose.
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Old 04-08-2011, 03:57 PM
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It's like a fur suit fetish video for steampunks.
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Old 04-10-2011, 11:13 AM
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It's like a fur suit fetish video for steampunks.
That, for me, wins funniest comment in the thread. Can you imagine those two subcultures getting together?
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Old 04-10-2011, 11:19 AM
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I liked the part where she finally consents to like him.

Right after he tells her, 'I have a corkscrew-shaped penis!'
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Old 04-10-2011, 12:12 PM
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Why does she take his clothes?
And why does he only realize he has no pants on until she removes his jacket???
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Old 04-10-2011, 04:15 PM
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That pig's tongue is freaky.
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