Help me come up with new silly slogans

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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On my website, every time you load it the title of the site is different (in the title bar) with a different slogan.

Some examples:

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now with zero calories!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Beware of Deadly Guard Kitten
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - mom would be so proud
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Open 24 hours.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Better than FOX!
OpalCat’s Home for the Criminally Insane and the Just Mildly Disturbed
OpalCat’s HQ - World Domination One Mind At a Time

You get the idea. Anyway it pulls from a text file I have of these titles and I’m thinking it’s time I got some new ones added to the list. So what can you think of? (The website is http://www.opalcat.com if that matters)

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  • OpalCat’s World Domination HQ - please take a number and wait to be called

  • OpalCat’s World Domination SHQ - now with improved resolution.

  • Hi!

Or you could go for anagrams:

  • Hallow a card 'midst qi pontoon.

  • A matricidal plod onto snow HQ

  • Cardinal Domino’s Plot HQ (A-Two)

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I like your first one. The second one sounds too real and would be a lie, so I don’t think I should use that. The Hi, Opal joke is SDMB-specific, so it would just confuse people. I did add your first one, though.

Here is another one I just thought of:
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Now with belt and suspenders!

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OpalCat’s World Domination HQ: sorry, all our operatives are currently busy.

OpalCat’s World Domination BBQ: for that real flame-grilled taste!

OpalCat’s World Dominatrix HQ: whipping the internets into shape

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For most efficient service, please step against the wall to your left and slip one of the convenient disposable black hoods over your head.

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“Your treason is important to us – please hold the line.”

“Less talk – more killing”

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I’m using some. Some others are giving me different ideas. This is good :slight_smile:

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Here’s what I’ve added today so far:

OpalCat’s Secret Lair of Evil. I mean… of fluffy bunnies.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - hey, it’s one way to kill time
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - for when you really have nothing better to do
The OC World Domination HQ. Yo.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Keeping it real. Well, real-ish.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - A collection of stuff.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Now with belt and suspenders!
OpalCat’s World Domination HQ - please take a number and wait to be called
OpalCat’s World Domination HQ: sorry, all our operatives are currently busy.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters on the Interwebs
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll never get this time back
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - free admission, one per customer
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now with more cowbell
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now with 47% less sodium
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters -
OpalCat’s Home Away from Home.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - No longer banned in Myanmar
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Contains no high fructose corn syrup
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now and always gluten-free
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - let the indoctrination begin
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - No animals were harmed in the making of this website
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Free pencil with every $50 donation
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Since 1995
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Do not attempt to resist
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Your treason is important to us, please hold the line
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now with less bloodshed

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OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now in Technicolor
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Recommended by 4 out of 5 Dentists
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Some Content May Not Be Suitable for Miners.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Protected by Navy Seals and Pink Walruses
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Prepare for your doom
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ad-free to non-perverts

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Four of PunditLisa’s six are going in :slight_smile: Thanks guys!

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If you use the one about the Navy SEALs please give them the correct capitalization. They have guns. Lots and lots of guns.

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OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Parking in rear

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Sanitized for your protection

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Point away from face

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Objects in window may appear larger than life

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We don’t bite… hard

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OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: just because you can’t find us doesn’t mean we can’t find you!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: metric is only the beginning.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: makes the Tea Party look like a protest movement!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: editing global continuity since 1987.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: invisible to Google StreetView.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Mac, Windows, Linux - we subvert them all.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: prices slightly higher west of the Rockies.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: chocolate and leather are only the beginning…
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: HTML5-compliant for your domination pleasure.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: ask about a career in Minion Services!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: greenbacks, euros, yen - we take them all!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: everything we do we do for Art; he hasn’t objected so far.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: still flexible at fifty below!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: putting the fun in fundamentalism since 1980!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: we don’t need no stinkin’ uniforms… but when has need factored into a fashion decision?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: we’re bilingual!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: ask about our free parking permits.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: please turn left when you leave. It makes the cleanup easier.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: The bus stops just outside.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: please check all weapons and books at the door.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Cthulhu had it coming.

:slight_smile:

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Now with 100% more mad and 100% less science!

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OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: void where prohibited by law

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: please add $4.95 for next-day delivery

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: over 99 billion served

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists surveyed

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: caution, product may be hot

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: formerly Rick’s Wine ‘n’ Dine

OpalCat’s Local Tentative Exploration Headquarters: well you gotta start somewhere

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OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Deathstar technician vacancies now closed

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ghadaffi was doing OK till he crossed us

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: In Soviet Russia, we STILL dominate you

OpalCat’s Society of legitimate businessmen.

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We control the british crown.

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We keep the metric system down.

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Buy 2 Nukes, get a MIRV free

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: All your bases are onsold to us

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Spreading ignorance since 1999 (It’s easier than we thought)

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I’m cherry picking these and changing a few–keep 'em coming! Loving it!

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Of course you realize that we’re going to crash your server reloading the home page to see all the changes in the title bar… :slight_smile:

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OCWDHq - Exactly what you think, you pervert!
OCWDHq - Hair color will vary from picture.
OCWDHq - The jugglers shall inherit the Earth.
OCWDHq - Hasn’t sold out yet to a Russian corp. Make an offer!
OpalCat’s WD40 Quik-Lube
OCWDHq - [slogan not found]
OCWDHq & Webcam
OCWDHq - Trust Me :slight_smile:

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Well it does it on every page so you don’t need to keep reloading the homepage. You can look around.