Get ya new noble titles here!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Just found this site (thanks to Akatsukami)… the generator gives you a shinyh new name and title to go along with it. It’s pretty neat…

Random Name and Title Generator

Even when I’d clearly marked down “female” in the sex field, it sometimes turned me into a GUY! :eek:

Sometimes it would insert random middle names into my title, even when I’d given it no middle names to start with.

And sometimes… it gave me things I just did not like.

But here are a few that I did like:
You shall henceforth be known as:

**Warden of Beef Jerky, Flami Nina Brolx **

*Warning: Not a substitute for the Federal Witness Protection Program. *
**Agent of People Who Say “Turn That Frown Upside Down”, Ms. Subroutine Ragnar Hamsterette **

*We’ll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we’ve got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie. *
Associate Goddness-In-Training of Silly People Who Don’t Like Using Calculators, Alena Y. Perez

The Monkey-Man will MAKE you believe!

So how about you guys? Anyone want to play? :slight_smile:

(and no, you obviously don’t have to put your middle name, or even fill out all of the fields… it’ll work just fine with a fake name, or with only one field filled out)

F_X

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My brain is obviously out to lunch…

For “shinyh,” read “shiny.”

For “your middle name,” read “your real name.”

F_X

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I love it!

I came up with:

Justice of The Ridiculous Army of Men in Tights, Perky L’il Rico Of The SDMB XV

Very good, Flammy!

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I am:

Vice Chancellor’s Under Secretary of Man-Lesbian Love

So I’m a member of the porn nobility. Why does that feel oddly appropriate?

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Sorry to reply to my own post so many times… but there’s another correction tyhat has to be made.

For “goddness,” read “goddess.”

F_X

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:smack: My fingers just aren’t cooperating with my brain, tonight.

Either that, or Gaudere’s Law is catching up with me.

Anywaze…

For “tyhat,” read “that.”

Aiya!

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I am:

Princess of The Alliance of Random Acts of Violence, Angua Aikens.

Hmmm… why does that seem strangely appropriate? :smiley:

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Awesome!

Viscount of Big Beef Burritos Supreme, jackelope

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Grand Tsar of Rapscallions, Michael Trout Ellis

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…yet it’s the Elvis line that really cracks me up!

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You shall henceforth be known as:

**Empress of Haunted Houses, Fairy Chat Mom **
The avalanche has started; it’s too late for the pebbles to vote.

or:

**Secondary Dragon of The Moon, Fairy Chat Mom **
You know, it’s not going to make the pain go away…

or:

Chairwoman Emeritus of Picking On Nerds, Fairy Chat Mom
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Which is more me?

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Grand Sultan of Random Acts of Violence, Rapscallions and The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man, Robert of Ulf

How apropos! :smiley:

Tripler
It’s like they can read my mind, or something.

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I think that title should belong to flybynight. :smiley:

Anyone know who Casey is? And, if I’m only the Warden, who’s President?

What is the opposite of panties?

Thank ya’. Thank ya’ verra much.

:eek:

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This is just sooooooooooo true.

Agent-In-Training of Scopin’ Hotties, Caught@Work

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I don’t really need to ask for a second opinion, do I? and yet I shall…

Damn, I could spend all day on this.

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You shall henceforth be known as:

Ombudsman of Phyla and Refrigerator-like Things, Dan Roods

Space aliens can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, lifeless hand.
Oh boy! Someone toss me a Bud!

17

Apparently I am either:
Raja of Raping and Piliging
Which is intresting because I’m female
or:

Minor Countess of Cow Tipping
Which is funny because I live in farm country…

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CEO of Picking On Nerds, Honey Dew
You have something in your teeth. No, no, right there.
Commander of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Honey Dew

(I could work with Fly on this???) :smiley:

Co-Fuhrerin of Man-Cat Love, Darth Honey Dew
You want fries with that?

Inspector Junior Grade of Condoms, Honey Dew
So it goes.

:D:D:D

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I’m the new Mistress-In-Training of The Inept Navy of White-Collar Crime. Wow, I didn’t even know it had a navy!

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**The Great Winged Goat Person of Nipples, Donna Jessica Rae Schellhammer **

or

**Grand Empress of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Jessica D’Montoya **