She’s been a naughty little kitty folks, trust me. Since Mr. Sweetie Pie… er, Cynical didn’t finish the job, I guess it’s down to me.
Step right up fellow dopers and get your official royal title from the little Princess herself. There are a few peerages already established here at the boards. For instance we all know about Anthracite being:
Dark Queen of the Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night.
But what was she before her coronation? The Contessa of Coal? The Mineshaft Marquessa?
Anyway, this is your chance to assume the mantle of royalty here at the boards. I give you the Peerage Registry of Fairy Princess Kitty!