Please tell me I’m not going crazy.
I could have sworn that, at one time, Styx’s song “Too Much Time on My Hands” had the line “is it any wonder I’m not a terrorist,” or something along those lines, in it.
However, when I Google the above line, I get only one result.
That song had that line in it at one point, right?
Just listened to the song. Nope, no word “terrorist” in it. Tommy Shaw does sing, “Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?” then later in the song he sings, “Is it any wonder I’m not the President?” So take your pick of which word you misheard for “terrorist.” 
No, don’t remember the “terrorist” line.
And I was, er, a big Styx fan back in the day. :o
That is how I remember it.
I, too, for reasons that may or may not be obvious, have a certain amount of Styx knowledge.
I never heard ‘terrorist’.
No terrorist line and yeah, big Styx fan.
That line may have been in the version on “Caught In the Act.”
I suspect you’re right, because the line sounds familiar, and that album (on cassette!) was my introduction to the song.
After a month of searching, that is correct. That line was used on the album “Caught in the Act.”