For Sale: Corn.

[Ace309]

Bushels available.

As high as an elephant's eye.

Contact for price schedule.

[C K Dexter Haven]

This offer has been corn-ered by the Corn-enor. ... And I bet the offer expires at midnight tonight?

[Gary "Wombat" Robson]

African elephant or Asian elephant? Male or female?

Details, man, details!

[Fear Itself]

Ah, just what I need to fuel my Corn Stove!

[Sunspace]

Originally Posted by Fear Itself

Ah, just what I need to fuel my Corn Stove!

:: blink ::
You burn food?

[Fear Itself]

Originally Posted by Sunspace

:: blink ::
You burn food?

Only when I run out of $1 bills.

[The Tao's Revenge]

Originally Posted by Fear Itself

Only when I run out of $1 bills.

Well there's your problem. Take it from a pro, the ink in $50s gives a much warmer flame.