- It’s the one day of the year you can say in one syllable (Mayth)
- It’s my birthday
Today is a cool day because…
It’s rainy and only 55° out.
I had to build a fire to take the chill out of the air.
Happy Birthday living_in_hell!
Today is a cool day…because I don’t have to work overtime and can go home early enough to play around with my new PC.
Outdoor Intercourse Day is way better than a birthday, but Outdoor Intercourse Day on your birthday would be a special treat.
Hooray, Hooray, for the 8th of May!
Happy birthday, weirdo.
Happy Birthday! I hope your day is better than your place of residence apparently is.
Now where is the cake?
Today is a cool day, because…well, it was a pretty normal day for me.
But Happy Birthday, living_in_hell!
Woot yah 40 is the new day after 39! 
Somehow I have recently become more tolerant of others. Well except for those kids who won’t get off my front yard!
I ate ca,e for breakfast and then another at dinner! Whodathunk 
Mmmm, cake for breakfast.
Happy Birthday!
looks at calendar
“Missed it by that much…”
I don’t look a day over 39! (I mean 2 days)
40 was okay - I found 41 a bit tough. I think it was the realization that they were just going to…keep…coming. 
I saw David Sedaris and Feist this weekend.
Last year I saw the Dirty Dozen Brass Band at Tipitinas in NOLA.
The year before I saw English Beat and hung out with them after the show.
The year before I spent at a spa.
I have had my share of crappy bdays, so I now make them awesome. Do it!
Cool day in Hell. I get it.
Happy (belated) birthday.
Hey that’s a good one! Thank you. Yay for the grey! (gray?)