WITHOUT using Google;
Do you know what happened when he died?
He decomposed
Several coworkers did not know this!:eek:
Beethoven wasn’t nearly as awesome as Air Bud.
I knew that. Itzhak Perlman told me. (Perlman loves stupid and corny jokes, but can tell them in a way that makes them hilarious).
The Skeptics Guide To The Universe podcast told me.
All I know is…Da, da, da, DAH…
How is there not a mention of Monty Python?
I heard Richard Thompson do a song (not written by him but on an album he participated in) from a composer decomposing
Not that I’ve been boxed
they say my music rocks
Now that I’m deceased
my record sales increased
Here is a YouTube link which I haven’t looked at yet. I saw him do it live.
I don’t know enough, obviously ! 
And I think I know too much.
I know that his favorite works include Mozart’s ‘Requiem’, Handal’s ‘Messiah’, and Bon Jovi’s ‘Slippery When Wet’.
What’s brown and sits on a piano?
Beethoven’s last movement.
I know that he never hurt anyone. Beethoven just wrote music.
… I was all ready to get into the late Beethoven piano sonatas and why they’re different from the middle Beethoven piano sonatas, and how he used sacred texts in the concert hall which set off a major compositional paradigm shift…
but it’s a giggle thread, so:
ha! 
These puns are really Pathétique.
I think he just rolled over; tell Tchaikovsky the news!
They’re better by Moonlight.
The great tragedy of Beethoven’s life was that Elise never put out for him, even after he wrote that music for her.
I’ve really got nothin’ to add here, so I guess my reply would be: So: 'Nada.
Most excellent.
Moved CS --> MPSIMS.