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Old 04-28-2001, 01:04 PM
PassinThru PassinThru is offline
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Jill,

I just discovered this site and have had some good times reading it. Your answers are excellent--except this one.

You correctly tell how testicles shrink, but you missed big time on the penis. Trust me, they shrink! Ask any guy who takes a dip in the cold ocean. This is pure shrunken penis, unrelated to testicle size.
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Old 04-28-2001, 04:08 PM
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PassinThru, welcome to the SDMB!

The moderator likes posters to provide a link to the column in question, so I'll do it:
Why does the penis shrink when it's cold?

As it happens, Jill said that the penis probably does shrink slightly in this post. Check it out.
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Old 04-28-2001, 04:24 PM
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I just wanted to take this opportunity to exploit the Topic/Sig phenomenon

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Old 04-29-2001, 01:39 AM
JillGat JillGat is offline
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[[As it happens, Jill said that the penis probably does shrink slightly in this post. Check it out.]]

That was about my OTHERpenis shrinkage colu... uh.. article. Can't you people keep them straight?
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And I ain't talking about Peyronie's Syndrome
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Old 05-03-2001, 05:54 AM
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Trust me, weenies shrink. Not permanently, but they can get really short when the body temperature drops. Mine is normally about 2 inches long (relaxed, not cold.) It gets up to a little over six inches (all hot and bothered, and yes - measured with a ruler.) And when I have been swimming or out in truly cold ass weather, it shrivels down to like about three quarters of an inch and gets lost in the bushes, so to speak. Of course, it always stretches back out again when things warm up.
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