I have a light fixture over my staircase. The bulb has burned out and I need to replace it. Being over a staircase, I cannot easily bring in a step ladder and reach it. The last time I changed the bulb, I put my daughter on my shoulders and she reached up and changed the bulb. We used a very long-lasting CFL, so we are both years older. She is no longer my 100 pound teenager and I am… well, I’m older, too.
The challenge here is that the lamp is in a shade that hangs from the ceiling on a single cord. I have a pole to turn the lamp, but in this case, it simply turns the entire fixture. Any thoughts on what to grab the shade with so that it doesn’t turn when I use the pole to unscrew the bulb?
Hold onto to light with your pole and we’ll come over and turn your house. I think that there are enough of us to do this, but someone may need to do the math. I also believe that we should we count the person doing the math in the calculation and me for having the idea even though we will not be doing any actual lifting of said house. Could you provide us house dimensions?
When wallpapering the stairway, painting the ceiling and changing lightbulbs in my parents. mid 19th century home years ago, we used a scaffold made of two 2"X6" boards cut to length and braced every two feet. We nailed temporary cross pieces on the top step and the flooring parallel to it. It was kept in the shed for years for routine maintenance and decorating.
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How many Russian Orthodox Old Believers does it take to change a lightbulb?
What??? Change???
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a lightbulb?
We accept all lightbulb changers regardless of their gender or sexual identity. Feel free to perform a song and dance number to express your view on this important topic.
How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lightbulb? I’ve never needed such a thing.
How many Scientologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many ISIS followers does it take to change a lightbulb?
The American infidels are causing our lightbulbs to burn out. Allah Akbar!
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