Ask the [blank]

Are you gonna eat that?

I never actually thought that was possible, and then I watched some porn where this guy really does it! I mean, he doesn’t quite make it to halfway, but the head and some shaft are really in there!

That’d be convenient if you were, like, camping out for concert tickets or something and couldn’t get to the bathroom easily.

Snoopy.

That was a long time ago; then it was the INS. Now they call it ICE. Same product, new package.

That’s for me to know and you to find out.

I do. But I’m not going to tell you. You have to find out for yourself. That’s just part of growing up. Sorrry.

I became blank through a slow process of reverse osmosis.

I highly recommend it.

You have to blank out first. From there it’s a breeze. Take your time. Blank doesn’t obtain in a day.

I used to be a Blank, then I got married.

Blank being my maiden name and all.

I’m testing this question for the best answer, pucker up.
I’d like to hang out with some new friends. Should I start doing drugs to fit in?