Yes. By winding that bit of the thing that goes round, with your finger.
Because cats stink and mice stink more than cats. Mice hate rats because they stink even more than mice.
littlebigdude
A brown lollipop is sticky because when you touch the top it sticks.
No, but we’re nearly there.
Mum (aaahhhhh 
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Plastic, because plastic is stronger than paper.
Are we there yet?
How big is the earth?
How fast can your Dad’s car go?
Who is God?
What is electricity?
What’s the best TV show in the world?
What makes an airplane fly?
What would be the funnest job to have?
What does nocturnal_tick do all day?
Ha! He didn’t even qualify!
At what age do you consider somebody to be “an old person”? (Or, “How old is an ‘old person’?”)
What’s good about being five years old as opposed to being four? What are you looking forward to about turning six?
So, I’m back from the Kindergarten Valentine’s party. There were two girls there (a child in the class and her younger sister) with very unusual names:
Tapanga and Trinity. Here’s my question for the five year old kid: where did these names come from?
Hint: The links are hints.
littlebigone says that he told you once already.
The world is 100% big.
Dad’s car only goes a little bit fast.
God is someone who isn’t a man, but is invisible.
Electricity is something made of glass and sunlight.
The best show in the world is Dora the Explorer.
The jet gives them air and it helps them fly.
Banging with a banana is the funniest job.
nocturnal_tick sits and plays on the computer, ALL DAY!
You are old when you are 0 because from then you just get older. When you are five you are older than four, and when you are six you are older than five.
Regardless of the links, littlebigone says that God made those names because it was quicker than making them in the shop.
Is your big brother, nocturnal_tick goofy?
Is traveling around the world by being shot out of a cannon a good idea?
Q: Why is the goldfish upside-down?
A: Because… because… because… I don’t know.
Q: At the top of the bowl?
A: Hmmm. Because… because… I’m going (went to give Mama a hug)
Q: Do you like candy?
A: Yes.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: I don’t know.
Q: On a 4 terabit ADP line with multi-zap encryption how do I go about filtering the cloned infra-electron field without side-clocking the proton matrix?
A: I don’t know what that means.
Q: What do you think of president Bush.
A: I don’t know who he is.
Q: At what age are you old?
A: 80.
Q: Where does the light go when it goes out?
A: Not sure.
Q: Do you think there are too many rules or not enough.
A: Too many rules.
Q: Why is bird poop white?
A: I don’t know.
Q:If the speed of light is 186 Million miles per second, and the speed of a slug is one inch per hour, how long has Robert Conrad had that battery on his shoulder?
I don’t know who you’re talking about.
Q: Why?
A: That doesn’t make any sense.
Q: Do cows in other countries “moo” in other languages?
A: No.
Q: Can you fix my video?
A: No!
Q: Why do dogs hate cats?
A: Because they have fleas.
Q: Why do cats hate mice?
A: Because they’re always bothering them.
Q: Who do mice hate?
A: Hmm. ::scratches head:: um, people.
Q: Who’s going to win the Daytona 500?
A: Um, I don’t know.
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: Chocolate!
Q: Are we there yet?
A: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Q: Who is the prettiest girl in the world?
A: Hmmm, hmmm… I don’t know.
Q: How big is the earth?
A: Huge.
Q: How fast can your Dad’s car go?
A: 30 miles, wait, not sure.
Q: Who is God?
A: Uh, uh, I don’t know. He’s up in Heaven.
Q: What is electricity?
A: Light.
Q: What’s the best TV show in the world?
A: My favorite show is… hmmm… Yu-Gi-Oh.
Q: What makes an airplane fly?
A: It’s fuel.
Q: What would be the funnest job to have?
A: Work in a candy store.
Q: What does nocturnal_tick do all day?
A: Uh, I don’t know. And I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Are we there yet?
Smacked hard by my wife…
OK, I get the hint.
How about, Bugs Bunny or the Road Runner?
And another question I just thought of:
What’s the difference between boys and girls?
Dear LittleBigDude:
Can you think of any questions you don’t know the answer to? If yes,can we have an example?
Are big brothers good for anything,and if so,what?
Would you rather be a whale or a tiger?
Now that you’re five years old,can you think of anything you’d like to go back and do differently?
Now that you’re famous on the internet,has it changed you?
I want to start a LittleBigDude fan club. Can I please,please,please,pretty please,have your permission? I think you are super groovy!
What, no answers? 
What is your favorite animal?
CALLING ALL CARS,CALLING ALL CARS:
Be on the lookout for nocturnal~tick and his brother LittleBigDude aka “The Oracle.”
They are known thread abandoners and have simply disappeared from this thread,taking the fervent questions of some now abject dopers with them. It is thought they may try to sell these questions to the Washington press corp to ask and confuse the president. For instance,“Which do you like better,Bugs Bunny or the Roadrunner?” would certainly lead to a presidential breakdown.
nocturnal~tick,do yourself a favor.Return to this thread with answers to the questions and all will be forgiven.
Ah, in an emergency,that can also be spelled press CORPS if you’re so inclined.
Sorry about this guys but littlebigdude is a very busy child. I mean just today he went to the farm :p. Apart from that he’s getting a little restless but I promise you the questions will be answered tonight.
sduogoudsf
Do you like cartoons better than live action and if so, why?
Man I’m stupid. Pushed send instead of preview. Anyway when the Mods come please ONLY DELETE THE ONE ABOVE.
Thank You
Anyway…
Road Runner because he can climb trees better
Girls have long hair.
No.
He lets me play on his computer games.
A tiger.
If I was a baby I would dribble some more. [laughs]
I’m famous?
You can open one but you can’t have permission. (To be honest I don’t think he knows what your talking about.)
A lion and a tiger. (perhaps a Liger)
Yes, because anything else is boring!