My kid

I was listening to the grandmother song by Steve Martin and just as it gets to the part about “Live in a swamp and be three dimensional” my 10 year old walks in. He asks"why would we be three dimensional?"
I respond “We are three dimensional”
He looks at me like I’m an idiot and says “If we were three dimensional we wouldnt age”, and walks off.
Thats what I get for buying him him those books on relativity.

That’ll teach you! You should know by now that anyone who hasn’t studied law is immune to physics. Or, were all those Warner Brothers cartoons for naught?